Is it a good thing that I am now farting in more and more million-dolor homes?

Hello! About 5 years ago I was helping a guy do some tile work at the very first million-dolor home that was being built in the Fairwinds area.

During that day I farted and though it had a bit more of a richer tone then usual. I told my buddy about it and he said,

“I know its like farting through silk”. We both knew that we would be farting in lots more million dolor homes in the future because construction and real state sales in that area was booming and it was comforting. But we also knew that the Fairwinds area and the Bay were already fucked because of over development. The view was gone, the deer were like pets and you would be very lucky if you caught a descent size crab in the Bay.
Now a days I just do grounds keeping work so when I fart at a million dolor home it is in a rose garden so it doesn’t stink. Cheers!

 

ok..

 

Johnny, you are one strange cat

 

maybe u can talk about it when your living in them

 

I prefer to know that when i am at work and i goto take a shit.. that I, in fact, am being paid to shit

 

I am but I really can’t help it because its in my genes. Cheers!

 

I'm the same way jo_k_er. I like it even more when I take cig breaks though, because then I'm being paid to smoke. I don't know why, I just think that's a little more absurd.

 

btw, where on Vancouver Island are these properties? Bear Mountain?

 

No they are in the Fairwinds area by the Fairwinds golf course.

It is mostly the price of land that makes them so expencive.

 

Am i right in hearing that Canada really needs trade people? and how hard is it getting work out there? Im a qualified plumber and id love to get away from the UK for a bit.

 

You heard partly right. Right now parts of Canada are booming in Alberta you can make $15 an hour flipping burgers so I can only imagine what a plumber makes. Parts of BC are booming too. Anyway it might be an idea to check with your union to see were the best work is. Cheers!

 

i was thinking of trying OZ but its a little far for me to come home if everything goes tits up.

 

If you also heard that there is an Oz in Canada – someone is pulling your chain – you have to catch a flight out of Kansas USA to get to Oz. Cheers!