best stoner jobs

being a lifeguard is pretty sweet. its the easiest job in the world. you're on stand for like maybe 40 minutes and then bum around the office for another hour before you have to do anything.

nobody really notices when you go down to the pump room to 'check the chlorine', and most of the college kids that work there will join me. its easy to lifeguard high as well, and do a good job. also, teaching little kids how to swim =] the only down side is it takes you like five minutes to explain to them simply how to kick their feet...

 

selling drugs

 

haha thats what i was gonna say.

 

all of my jobs have been these. I've been a cook for a while. I sold drugs (just like kava and salvia) for a bit last year. and now I might apply to be a pizza delivery person.

 

Porno "fluffer"

It's not only a dream of mine, it is my only desire in life...

 

i'm still looking for a job, i was thinking for me the best place would be mcdonalds or stocking shelves at a food store, i dunno yet though, i'm still looking around.

 

Theres really no head shops around where i live, but i was thinking of applying at this tobacco shop near me, I like tobacco alot, more than most people should

 

ice cream parolor. Thats where i work. YUM

 

old folks home
you can work stoned
thers only 2 meals to serve
and there crazy people

 

ohh thats too sick. i would love to work at an ice cream parolor.

 

you guys all forgot:
working at a bookstore is the best!!!!!! i do it and i get stoned in my lunchbreaks and before work and its the chillest job ever, just shelving books and reading...

 

^Man does that sound great. Even though I'm only 15 I work at a liquor store as the one who puts everything in the cooler. I have know the boss since I was very young and my dad used to work there. I also get paid in cash. I do have to lift stuff, but let me tell you working in a cooler in the summer definitely has its kicks.