Arses

Aren't they fantastic?

 

Nobody likes a show-off y'know

 

unless they are hairy :S

 

Oooh, looks like fleassy has some info on Paul's ass

 

It's the only part of me that never developed ... as smooth as it was when I was born

 

I wonder if that would make you less attractive to gay men? You'd have to wear an ass wig

 

well im sure it would be more convincing that your wig dok

 

And probably better looking than your rug

 

This one is not:

 

.... i dont have a rug...my rooms got wood flooring.

 

Jaycee has my sympathy

 

...........
........there you go jumping that line again!! *cried*

 

Your fake crocodile tears and big puppy eyes have no effect on me, young hippy person! For I am the evil Doktor Atomik and I have come to take over..... ahem..... sorry... got a bit carried away there.....

 

eeep ..................*blinks big wide brown baby boo eyes* ..... *bottom lip wibbles slightly*

 

Zzzzzz...... zzzzzzz..... zzzzzzz.....

 

i know behind those fake snores your dieing inside cos u know your a softy really. The kinnda guy who pets little lost birds who fall into his back garden and runs around flapping his arms so it would learn to fly. *pats you on the head* bless ya.

 

Indeedilly doodilly. But you ain't a lost bird. You're an evil purple menace!!!

 

...evil FLUFFY purple menice! ......and your point is?!

 

Nobody told me I needed a point!

 

there there dok *pats your head* its ok... not all of us have a point!