What do you do for a living/job?

not in 17 years

 

I admire your dedication and commitment. Does that ever get in the way? Like, do you ever sleep on it and fear you'll rip it?

 

nah i toss it up over the headboard..lol but it does drag on the ground get wdrapped up in things & i have lost 8 inches off alot of em including all but 1 beard dread

 

hahahahahahahaha
Is that where your name "soaring eagle" came from?

Really awsome hair

 

market research

but i fucking hate it so much i want to quit. i fucking work harder than anyone else there does and i always make over production and when i have my off days one of the supervisors bitches cuz i'm slacking but all he does is fucking go there clock the fuck in and play world of warcraft on my moms fucking computer

fucking dick

 

hahahahahaahaha
That makes noooooo sense to me whatsoever
I don't even completely know what market research is, but it sounds like your in sales in some way.

 

no we do those telephone surveys

and i have to get 12 interviews in a 4.5 hour shift and i usually get 14 or 15 interviews, which is way more than everyone else gets because i work really fucking hard. like i'm trying to get raises and win bonuses and i work really fucking hard. and its not an easy job its very tedious because you have to keep dialing and listening to the phone ring and if someone answers most likely they're fucking retarded and try to turn a 6 minute survey into a 15 minute one then bitch why its so long and wonder why they're not getting season passes

and i always do really good, i won the bonus last week because i did BETTER than everyone else

and i have an occasional bad day and i was having an anxiety attack at work today so i had my mom come pick me up

then i found out today that one of the supervisors bitched because i slack off all the time and today was proof

but hes not even a supervisor he fucking goes to work and goes in my moms office and gets high and plays world or warcraft or everquest

and i have no problem with either of those three but if you're gonna come into work at bitch about me ebcause one fucking day i did bad you need to look back on your sorry life and realize that you used to bitch about the person who used to sit in my moms office and play poker and smoke pot but now you've taken over and you to the same fucking thing

what a fucking douche bag

 

WEll thats no good!

Call me onek day and ill do your survey

 

Doesn't it stink like hell?

Have you washed it in 17 years, and good lord... doesn't that get annoying?!

Thats pretty cool though... I can honestly say I've never seen somebody with hair that long. That could be... like Guiness Book of World Records long...

Wow!

 

haha if i'm stll working there


i'm about ready to jam my shitty telephone up damiens (the douche bag supervisor) ass


the phones are communal so if you don't get a newer lookin one you gotta get one thats got peoples like ear wax on it and the computers are falling apart and people are bitches and melt the keys on the keyboards so you have to like attack the keyboards to type anything

that place sucks so fucking bad

 

hahahahhahahahah
How on Earth do you make money???
What do you take surveys for?
I don't really understand buisness at all

 

well i make money by clocking in at the start of my shift lol.

okay we work for united way, six flags, hershey park, and first charter, a bank chain in north carolina

they pay the compant big bucks for us to do the surveys, thats how we ca get paid, even though the boss is also a big bitch and keeps like 75% of the profit so she can feed her fat ass dog cheese steaks and ice cream

 

hahahaha

You should consider writing a review of the buisness for the local paper

I personally feed my dog rice and ice cream

 

she goes to this primo place or whatever and gets him tose fancy ten dollar cheese steaks. that dog eats ebtter than me. but then again i do have medical problems

 

sure it stinks like rosemary & tea tree yes i wash it allthe time yes it gets annoying that i cant leave the house without people yelling out theyre car windows how much they love it

& the guinuis record is 38 feet
mine fall short by about 33 feet

 

wait so your dreads are 5 feet long?

damn they look longer than that

 

i make pasta for a living. fun stuff

 

Thats pretty cool. From scratch? Ive thought about trying that

 

^that would be too hard for me

 

lifeguarding, baby :] still in high school as well, but i lifeguard and teach kids how to swim.

the plus side is, most of the kids i work with are college students who dont mind if i smoke/will smoke with me.

teaching cute little kids to swim high is funnn