Darkness

I can't walk around in the dark without one hand over my crotch. And if anyone tells you they arn't afraid of the dark thats just stupid, when its dark you have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

Why do you keep a hand over your crotch?

 

when I walk around in the dark I keep a hand over my eyes. what can it hurt?

 

Your crotch.

 

HaHaHaHa... I Keep My Middle Finger In My Bum After Dark, You Never Know When Them Aliens Are Gonna Creep Up And Jam Ya With One Of Them Anal Probes...

 

Well at least in the daytime you won't get ganked by a bunch of puerto ricans.

 

when its dark I walk around with my hands covering my nipples...
you dont know whos going to run up and give you a titty twister

I am not too scared of the dark, only if I hear something than I am..
but if its dark outside, I dont like looking out the window, cause I am scared that I will see something, like someone standing there or something freaky haha now thats nerdy...hehe

 

i walk around in the dark slowly with my toes curled in. sensitive toes

 

turn, not everynoe is afraid of the dark. in msot situatiosn where youd have anything to be scared of, then youd prolly have the same reason to be scared with teh lgihts on, so those cases dont really count. Im not afraid of being in teh dark. I hold my hand out in front of me, and i step with slow feet. but unless ive got a blindfold on, its not usually pitch black

 

The same thing is going on as if it were day...nothing

 

Buy a cup

 

When I walk around in the dark, I use a flashlight.