The masturbation thread

i enjoy randomly getting guys hot and bothered... especially over the internet, cause there's nothing they can do about it. that's actually a downside in some cases, though.

 

legend.






as for massaging showerheads? WHERE?¬?!?!? mine doesn't have one....and we don't have a bath so i think if i bought that rubber ducky toy it'd probably raise suspicion *pouts*


as for g-spot masturbation...it was intense when i first started doing it...a lot differen't to clit work...i found it tok me a lot longer to get goin with my g-spot then with my clit.


how long was the longest period of time you all masurbated for?

 

At least 4 hours... I think I'm one of those guys who can last long... I can jack it hard for 2 minutes and not cum sometimes (occasionally if I'm Sooooooo turned on I can), so I have occasionally sat and looked at porn etc and jacked my cock for 2-3 hours... once 4+

I can tell you my cock felt soooooo good.

Right now my shaft is pretty darn hard reading all the replies Wish I had a girl here to jack it for me till I came!

 

Eh? is that good or bad?

I think that most guys, when masturbating, prefer to get it over and done quick. While there is pleasure in the actual act of masturbating, the point of it is to cum and feel the orgasm.. so the sooner you can get there, the better.

Due to this, I normlly try to cum within around 5 minutes (although sometimes it just won't happen, and then I get frustrated LOL - but enough about that). although there was this one time when I was watching a fantastic porn video (one of them rare occations when I watch them) and I was just SO digging it.. so I prolonged it for as long as I can... bringing myself to the edge, then stopping for a few seconds to cool down... I lasted around 35 minutes, which I thought was quite good - damn what was one good wank!!!!

 

Been jerking off hard now for 2 hours ... almost there

 

with four hours plus she'd have her fuckin work cut out for her.


i believe my longest was only about 3 hours plus.

and he never did it since boys and girls.


legend is a term in ireland we use just to say fantastic but more personal to an act then anything else.

 

ROFL!!!! You have no idea how FAR from the truth you are LOL

Aaaahhhh, good

 

Ok, I know some girls are jilling away

 

www.vcuplanet.com

register on those forums and get free passwords into porn paysites.

 

I masturbate so much in the shower I get a hard-on when it rains. What? It's my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want!

 

lol

i just finished masturbating... mmm.... i feel great now

 

YES...I'm glad I'm not the only one who masturbates like a spider monkey!!!

 

like a spider monkey?

 

Yeah...It's a little monkey that masturbates more than anything I've ever seen. And all the time. I witnessed it at the zoo. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It drew quite a crowd.

 

I see it like this... with the size of the planet, and the number of guys and girls on the planet, at THIS moment in time, you can gurantee that at least one person is masturbating (maybe loads), and that at least one couple are having sex (if not many).

The world is full of sex, all the time, and if you're lonley, enjoying yourself by yourself, just think of everyone else in the world that's having fun at the same time as you

 

Okay, guilty again. Just had number one for today. Felt wonderful. Hmm, might go try another ;-)

 

No wonder the keyboard was sticky *licks fingers*

 

We need some more women participants... cum on girls

 

Hard to masturbate and type, keys get sticky!

 

im strokin right now and talkin to hippiefreek2004, shes such a tease...