bird shit

my pet dove is walking around on my desk, and he just shit on a stack of bills. hahaha. wouldn't it be funny if i could train him to do that, so that when i mail in my check to the electric company, or some such thing, they'd get a big pile of free birdshit...

 

sounds, funny, but to ease the hassle and greatly annoy the company even more... take a dump on it yerself!

 

Sometimes I want to send bugs along with my bills.

 

send a booger. it will have more impact.

 

edited because it sucked balls.