dont steal from target

i work at target. don't steal from there because you will get caught. our cameras can zoom into a persons face, follow you throughout the store, into your car, get your license plate #, and follow you out of the parking lot, without you ever realizing it. also, we have people who work at target, and their job is to come in dressed normally (not target attire) and shop all day while watching for shoplifters. so, if you want it for free, go to wallmart.

 

i can gurantee that i could steal somethign from my local target store if i wanted to.

 

one of my highschool friends got arrested shoplifting at target and she had a twin, this girl used her sisters ID and got the charge put on her sisters record................ what a bitch!! she never came clean and her sis has the charge to this day!​

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i do however know someone who stole a shitload of video game stuff from there and no one seemed to give a shit, the people who worked there saw him and didnt give a flying fawk!!!!!!!!!!​

 

HAHA Last year I stole 2 cds at target. All i did was take it in the bathroom and take the cd out and through the package away. That was when i was dumb last year. I dont steal anymore

peace
chickens

 

I always go to Target, open up a drink and start drinking it while I'm shopping. I've never been caught...and I can always say that I was going to pay for it at the register....even though I wasn't. But that not really very hardcore theft. I'm no hero.

 

lol...I got a drink at fred meyers, and I opened and it my friend was like "Don't opne that it'll mess it up when you go to scan it and pay for it." lol Bullshit. I dunno where he got that idea, because it worked just fine.

 

Dude... Target does not fuck around. I was soooooo stupid too. I was into petty theft and I just had to steal some top dollar pens... I'ma genius all right. They busted me and my step dad refused to pick me up so I got taken away by police. Those holding cells are damn fuckin cold... No shoes either... it sucked. But I dun steal no more, not cause I learned my lesson... but because I suck at it

 

I agree, but I don't think stealing from faceless corporations is as negative as stealing from an actual person.

 

oh wow now target scares me even more.. i dont like to be watched...

 

yea i used to steal from target all the time--until i got caught--i never thought they actually used the cameras i thought they were just to scare people--i mean they had a guy walk past me like 3 0r 4 times and he had all these piercings and tattoos so i never thought anything of it until i got to the door--lol needless to say i dont steal anymore(from target anyway)

 

Before I started dealing, this is what I did for a living. I stole from stores, cars, and everywhere. I was considered the pro theif for locals. If someone wanted something cheap they would come to me. I could get anything from stores, I could get anything from cars, anything. I left bmw's and lexuses on blocks, and stores scrounging wondering what was happening at invetory time. It's all about being smoothe, and knowing whats around you.

Need something from Walmart? Shoot me a pm, I can tell you how.

 

Shoplifting is about common sence. All you have to do is avoid the camaras, and dont make it blatent. Make a blind spot, take a shopping cart... Only time i was nearly caught i was messy about it, booked away scott free. People that actually get caught for stealing make big mistakes without realizing.

 

I agree with the "go to wal-mart" thing to steal shit. My best friend used to work there and he said that the employees steal more shit than the god dam customers!!! LOL

 

there is a website somewhere made by an ex target security dude, who explains step by step a few full proof ways to steal from target

 

I can get stuff from target, but learned it's allot harder then wally world. I couldn't even steal a screw driver from target today, which I needed because someone stole an bmw logo off my car, and I seen it on a civic. So I planned to go get it back. But I been high all day, and really paranoid and I seen a cop then a security guard in there, so I was like no go.

 

I stole from target a few times but the last time an alarm went off because my old friend took a wallet and they had those one things inside them so it went off but they let us go and we got away with it but i was scared the whole time. I havnt stole in a while but if i do i go to khols or old navy.

 

wow thats some weird shit

and that cant be good haha

this one time, i went into a target, and busted out a knife and cut open a magazine and took the guitar CD in it

and then there were literally like 12 employees near there, so i got the fuck out haha

 

hippies dont steal!!!

 

Hey I used to steal from all kinds of places, its usually really easy, and Target was really really easy ime, but don't go to the same places everyday, it looks suspicious. I actually don't shoplift anymore, not sure why, I did get busted a few times since I moved into this shittly small town, but back in the suburbs it was easy as hell. If you do get busted thou, at least in the US, most of the time you'll just have to pay a fine, or do some community service or maybe just a few days in jail, but its usually not a big thing unless you get caught llike 5 times or its really big things like plasma TVs or something. I met this one guy in jail who said he actually did steal things like computers and stereos and shit like that from wal-mart by first getting a big cooler from the camping stuff section and putting it inside. The mag-strip won't register from inside the cooler and he would just walk right out the front door with the shit and never caught caught for shoplifting.

 

in the words of Abbie Hoffman

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.