a stupid little story

for your amusement...

a few days ago i had some errands to run in town so i decided that it would be much more fun if i was high... so i have a few bowls and i drive to town and i go to this gas station to get a little gas and buy a money order. and as im walking into the store, a sheriff's car pulls up next to the door and he walks in as i'm buying my money order. the sheriff is walking around the store and i reeek of marihuanah and the old lady behind the counter forgets to print out my money order and she just starts chit-chatting with the other lady working there and i'm freaking out a little because i see that sheriff is coming over to stand behind me in line with his hands full of bear claws and shit, but i play it cool anyways. i didn't realize why it was taking so long to print the money order, so i'm waiting patiently... then the lady looks up at me and remembers what she's doing and prints it out just in time for me to book it out of there without the sheriff coming near me. i sat in my car and watched the sheriff walk out with his hands full of assorted junk food items, get in his car and pull away.

i knew for sure he was going to smell me...it's a wonder he didn't smell it when he walked past me...

so, yep. clean break.

 

kl, your luck will run out sooner or later, get some deo next time. and dude if you smoked in your car thats eevn worse, if he would have shat on you, im sure youd lose your license, get a nice bank breaking fine and maybe probation with comunity service.

 

^good i hope so. people that smoke marihuanah deserve to be punished

 

Lol ur second post was more entertaining

 

I have a feeling he would've waited till you got in your car and started driving and then pulled you over. So you would be in more trouble. Because cops are dicks.

 

The police make my skin crawl! even when i havent done anything i know theyre lookin at me. I really cant stress how much i hate them. My girlfriends mate told us she's thinking of joining the filth. I told her straight "if you join up youll never enter my house again!"

 

It's not illegal to smell like weed.

 

i hate going into public places reeking like weed..
it always seems like everyone can smell it (they prob can) and they just stare at you haha

 

I know, they give you the stink eye(pun intended).