me and my freind were drunk, high, and hungry as hell. i told my unliscened 17 year old buddy to drive, but then as he turned the key i got a wierd feeling and made him switch me seats. on the drive back from jack in the box i thought i saw a cop following me and when i got to my house he put on his lights and pulled me over, in front of my house!!!!!! i had 7 gs of the smelliest dankest sour diesel fuming up my car so my buddy lights up a cigarette and the cop asks a couple questions and lets us go. pulled over for a lisence plate light. we coulda got fucked so many times.
well i pray to the pot gods daily, sometimes hourly. so they treat me well when the police show up. ive been caught hotboxing like 6 times and have made it free.
Holy Shit Dude I Woulda Crapped My Pants If That Happened To Me. Shit. That Is Straight Up Luck Right There
you drove drunk? you should be locked the fuck up. seriously. what makes you think driving drunk is a good idea. retards.
lol because its down the street and i am not a fuckup. i was the only car on the road, besides the pig. anyways when i smoke when im drunk it sobers me up. i dont drive beligerant. you know what...fuck you. i drove drunk cause i live in the suburbs and everywhere is too fucking far to walk. i have two driving jobs i have enough experience to know when i can get behind the wheel. i would never endanger anyones life.
Im not here to bash ya cause when im coming home from the bar im buzzed and i know its not a good idea at all:banghead: . But if im at a party or something getting completely shit-faced, i always sleep over or find a sober driver. Driving "Drunk" is a really bad idea no matter if your a frickin f1 driver or a delivery driver, no matter how much "experience" you have. It only takes one a-hole to pull out in front of ya or run a red and if you collide you will most likely be held responsible because you were drunk, not to mention if you kill the a-hole the guilt you would have to live with. Plus on top of all that spendy tickets, higher insurance, SR-22, etc. Just all the way around a bad idea....... But back to the story, your really really lucky. That could have been a bad night.
I agree with the ppl who say don't drive drunk. Even if you think you're driving okay, there could always be that one time you hit someone. Very irresponsible.
im sorry i explained myself wrong. i had passed buzzed but i was not fucked up. i dont drive drunk unless it cant be avoided and i've sobered up. granted jack in the box isnt a valid reason but it was close. i was fine to drive in the cops eyes and cops have much less forgiving eyes than any of us
the story changes?? you went from really drunk, high and really hungry to just barely buzzed? regardless, learn from the warning. now you know not to ever drive drunk again. i hope.
I might be the only one, but im really hoping he drives drunk again and kills a family, maybe with a baby in the car.
my story did not change at all monstermann. you are misinterpreting my level of inebriation. whatever though, go ahead and flame me as though you've never done it.
Fuck all the haters. It's your life and you know what you're doing badfish. I hate driving drunk, but occasionally I'll do it. The thing is you have to be smart about it. I live in a small town where theres about 5 cops to do 100 square miles. If I'm barely drunk (read:buzzed) I'll drive home. I may pass 2 other cars, and the rest of the time is me and trees. I'll drive with 4 beers in me, but no more. If I was in a city, like where I'm going to college, it wouldn't even be an option. The thing is in suburbia everyone is asleep at night and there are few enough cars on the road that if your only buzzed driving is not an issue. I worry more about cops than crashing when I drive buzzed.
driving drunk is the most idiotic thing a person can do. i used to think it wasn't that bad, until my friend drove drunk and died 2 years ago... cops shoulda taken your ass to jail
It's a choice and there are plenty of people who drive just fine with a couple beers in them and those who can't. It's your job to know the difference and regulate yourself.
WOW if the cop didnt notice that he was drunk, dont you think he was sober enough to drive up the street and get some fucking food. All these negative repsonses to this guy are not necesary. Most of you are probaly just mad because he made it away and you couldnt do that. To the OP'er i admire you for your drunk driving skills.
Seriously its not like he drank 20 beers and was completely trashed. I've driven with 4-5 beers and I was fine. Maybe some of you just suck at driving. And to the guy who hopes he kills a family with a baby, you should be shot. Why would you wish that upon anyone?
