Masterbation

how often do you do it? cause i feel like i do it way too much...

 

how often do u do it?

 

I guarantee I do it more often. Specifically to make god cry I do it. Also I like to touch myself.

 

Atleast once a day... sometimes twice. maybe once a week i'll take a lil break and not do it...

 

Oh yeah. More often. I like to hear myself scream for mercy.

 

i usually try to keep quiet so my roommate doesn't hear but tonight we were talking about it and i said loud and proud "I'M GOING TO GO MASTERBATE!" and did it and when i came out he said "that was umm... pretty loud"

 

I just roll over a demand a blowjob.

A dog certainly is a mans best friend.

(thats a joke by the way)

 

once a day is normal for most people.. so dont feel bad

 

to the tune of "jesus loves the little children"
jesus fucks the little children, all the children of the world. every color, every race, he feels it when they masturbate. jesus fucks the little children, all the little children, jesus fucks the little children of the world.

 

Never be ashamed of touching yourself. If more people touched themselves more, There'd be less crime. I've never seen the stats, but I'm sure it's true.

 

I average about twice a day. When it's more it's a good day friends.

 

i probably average about 1.4 times a day. then again, i tend to stretch it out to 45 minutes to 1 1/2 hours, so more often than that and it starts to really hurt

 

I got paid $100 to clean out a friend's fridge, so I just bought two new sex toys online. Granted, they were kind of cheap, I'm 20 and have a boyfriend, so I don't see the point in spending a huge chunk of money so I can make him jealous, lol. But I sort of get nervous and a little antsy if I don't masturbate at least every other day, and it's been about 4 days for me now, sooooo, I'm a little horny. Haha.

 

couple times a day if i can. I almost never go a day with never doing it. Its always at least once a day.

 

Bit unnecesary?

 

no, its a song you sing to children to tell them that masterbation is ok, and its even encourged by jesus, because he can feel it. it brings you closer to jesus.

 

that's just offencive maaaaan
come on!!

 

i average around 2 to 3 times a day, 4 to 5 when im really horny

 

i think it's cute that you think that's too much
i masturbate at least once everyday.
that's the bare bare minimum.
usually it averages to about 4 or 5 times per day.
occasionally it's a little more.
absolutely no less than once though.
yea... my pussy is kinda an attention whore

 

I average 1 to 1.5 times a day.. sometimes i've skipped a day. some other day, i'd jerk off 4 times.