i just realized

i want to be a librarian.

 

you have a safe journey

dont get any papercuts now

 

and heaven help you if you bring a book in late.


but seriously, that would be kickass.

 

if you like books then go for it

 

I've never met a librarian who wasn't a complete bitch. Perhaps you could set a new standard for "non-bitchy" librarians.

 

I've personally never met a librarian with an IQ higher than a 100... uterrly brainless job.

 

You should first learn how to read and write correctly.

Step one: Proper capitalization.

 

i thought about that a few days ago.. but i'd rather own a little bookstore. that'd be the ultimate to me

 

Reality check:

99% of people who open "little book stores" end up bankrupt.


I would shop rather shop at a store with cheap prices and great selection like Barnes and Nobel... then in a small store, with high prices and no selection.

 

I want to get a job at mcdonalds just for the hell of it then give the boss the hardest time... just because I have nothing better to do... then I could take my paycheck and put it in that stupid donation box thing on the counter in front of everyone after I cash it.

 

i love you, george. you're awesome.

 

What makes you think McDonald's would hire your worthless ass?

 

They usually hire 'those' people to appear charitable.

 

Retarded Inuits? Jeez, talk about the smallest piece of the racial pie chart.

 

Hey, when yous gosta fill a quota yous gots fill a quota.

 

You're a smart guy blackie... why not both?

 

lol, think it was on the old hip forums (ages ago) and somone had a book cover/ movie poster as their sig pic. It said

"Nympho Librarian. She took off more than just her mask of respectability behind the stacks - with any man who asked "

Classic.

 

Librarians gone wild?

 

My English teacher told me this morning that she thought I'd be a librarian when I grow up. great.


I stopped going to the library cause most of the people who work there are assholes. They'll never find a book fer ya, even if ya can't find it "find it yerself!"

one time, I kept trying to find this book (dante's "inferno") and I kept going upstairs where it said it was, and after about three goddamn times I went up to the lady there.... asked her to find it...
"what is it?"
"dante's 'inferno'"
"who's it by?"
".... dante alligheri (sp)" (DUH)
"well go look upstairs"
"I already did... it's not there..." then the old lady (the D.A.R.E. officer, HAHA) who's just standin' there glarin at me goes
"oh, that's that ancient greek guy."
"uh, no. he was italian. and it wasn't really ancient either."
"no he was greek" ... I think I left then.



there are a couple of nice ones tho, but I wish they'd forgive the goddamn late dues. I owe like twenty bucks. X_X

 

I have just realized that you have to do work in school to pass... good luck for the librarian thingy. Hopefully I can Fufill my dream of becoming a highschool graduate and a guitar teacher hehe.. Thats all im good for For right now.


peace
chickens