Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Goes to elementary school football games in a watermelon helmet and a tube sock.

 

Uses his own tears as lubricant to masturbate.

 

Wraps his dick in bacon and fucks an ant hill.

 

Gets shit faced before having sex so he has an excuse for fucking his cousin.

 

^has a desire to relax in a tub full of bugs

 

wants to eat them afterwards

 

is jumping rope with his own tape worm

 

would secretly love to be British.

 

is an agent in the asian slave trade

 

is a Doctor Marten wearing skinhead

 

is confusing this ninja.

 

is confusing this ninja. ~

 

is online in the mountains with a really cool echo

 

He's a brick.. house. Mighty, mighty.. just letting it all hangout.

 

smokes Marlboro lights menthol with an ivory cigarette holder to make himself look harder

 

Masturbates to Mrs Garret from The Facts of Life.

 

wanks off to captain kangaroo

 

would love to be able to get it up long enough to have a wank

 

Shot JFK

 

was locked away for 4 years as a child in case the neighbourhood dogs got spooked