Why would somebody steal my....

shoes?


Strange as it sounds, this happened last night. Somebody stole a crappy pair of sandals from outside my door. My first experience of crime in the last 4 years. I think it's fucking bizarre.

What's the weirdest thing that you have ever had stolen?

 

they musta really needed a pair of sandals.

i had a jacket stolen from my hand at the 711 by a drunk homeless guy. didn't really mind, though. he looked chilly.

 

jacket? He probably thought your purse was in it.

The only thing that was in my sandals was nothing. There were 48 pairs of sandals outside neighbours' doors last night(yes, I fucking counted this morning in sheer disbelief) and only mine were stolen. I should probably put this in the conspiracy forum.

 

Can't trust people anymore.

I stole a pepper shaker from a deli one time. Had it in my pocket the whole rest of the day, and I was just hoping somebody would need some pepper.

 

you just sound like booshnoogs. stop it. i like to keep my perversions seperated.

 

when i lived in the ghetto i left my cockatu in her cage outside on the porch because it wouldnt shut the fuck up. the cage was covered with a blanket. anywho someone stole my bird that night. and the cage and the blanket. true story.

ive also had my underwear stolen.

 

Underwear stolen, huh? Years ago there was a guy known as the BVD bandit who would break into houses and snip off guys' underwear while they slept.

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Back in the 90s, in some neighborhood people's shoes were disappearing from their doorsteps. Some gradeschool boy made an alarm for his shoes and it went off overnight. The culprit was a scrawny fox. He followed the fox that was carrying his shoes to the woods and there was a huge pile of people's shoes there. Crazy but true.

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Why would you leave your sandals outside? Thats the first problem. If its a cultural thing there oh well, I guess I would come across as arrogant leaving them right inside the door

Most likely because you are hot, and they were like omg dude lets take her panties and sniff them. Ive never done that, but Ive wanted to and have actually done it to girlfriends.

 

my cat used to steal people's underwear, after she realized i objected to the small half dead animals in my bedroom. but still, the underwear was slightly more akward.

 

I think a dog walked off with them, like a rawhide type of thing y'know.

 

it does sound rather like politics might have been involved.

my first thought otherwise, would of course have been to slow someone down in running after the culprit, but then, if they were the only thing taken ...

does sound like it COULD be a kitsuni with a collecting hobby, and you just happened to have been the first to be hit.

or more like someone's idea of a joke. in the latter case, someone who knows, or at lest knows of, you, and has a somewhat twisted sense of humor.

=^^=
.../\...

 

well, as we're in a buddist country, I've posted a note in Thai on my door that says..

To the fucker who stole my shoes, karma dictates you will be reborn without feet. I hope it was worth it!

 

Good thing they didn't steal your hat.

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To be honest, if they had of stolen my hat, I could have understood it.

 

are they the sandels in your sig?

 

:lol: No, they were a little bit nicer than the ones in the sig. Not a lot, mind you. If I had a photo of them, I would probably start leafleting the village.

 

I was going to say, good thing those yellow ones are gone.

 

They weren't mine. I would rather be shoeless than wear yellow sandals.
Do you know anyone who would wear yellow sandals?

 

yeah,



the Man in the Yellow Hat would