it took a little longer than i though, but i'm so proud! night before last i went to a different pub, one i've never been to and stopped outside for a smoke before i went in. within 20 seconds (no joke) some random bloke called me a hedge-monkey!!! hahahahahaha (i dont consider the term insulting, but it was very clear that it was meant as such) i nearly died laughing at the poor man. even better still was a nice young dude chatting me up all night, bless him lol! i love my hair!
i had one lady ask me why i was wearing a hat in the middle of the summer, to which i replied: "i have a new head of baby dreadlocks." she said "dreadlocks? that's... dreadful!" and laughed as if she were clever. i just smiled.
^I cant lie I would probably say something like that and think it was funny, I would only mean it as a joke though
got my first public insult too yesterday, we were sitting near a store and a bunch of skinheads walked by...one of them started yelling totally idiotic crap like "man, why do you have bananas growing on your head?" and then asked if i have like 5 more different fruits heheh, they were totally smashed drunk and we were at the peak of our little bake so i found it amusing as hell but it was pretty clear that if i would've said something offensive i would've gotten a taste of those brass knuckles i noticed he was holding...i just laughed at him and answered "nah" to his questions, they got bored pretty fast. some people are way too stupid, alcohol is stupid.
ding ding round 2 lol! well apparently today i need to get a job and a hairbrush! thats nice isnt it? lol! for the heinious crime of hitching..... man, the people round here have less manners and intelligence than my dogs by the way adrien, no i didnt wink at him, morons are not worthy of a wink from me (though i must confess i may have winked at the bloke chatting me up, but then he bought me whiskey so i guess thats ok lol!)
Yeah I get 'what have you done to your hair' often from customers at work - do they think I do my hair for me or for them??? I just reply with 'I love them-best thing I ever did!' People are a little suprised because there is a floor to ceiling picture of me outside the hairdressers in the shopping centre I work at from when I did hair modelling-they expect that I could never have dreads!
I haven't got any insults yet, but I've only had them for like 8 days. I have had like 3 people tell me about how you can't have dreads without wax though......
well hedge monkey might be refering to those little monkeys called bush babies which is an insult. meh. hooray! someone tried to hurt your feelings!
over here, hedge monkey is a supposed insult thrown at travellers/hippies/anyone who may own a tied tyed item of clothing/is white and has dreads etc. oh the humor! i doubt most people round here have ever heard of something so exotic as a bush baby, i swear some double-take when they see a sheep lol! bless them, if only they knew how they brighten up my day! ps; WOOO HOOO 100 posts! go meeeeee!!!!!!
i guess that it alsos means i can have a spankin new signature now? such fun! wooooo hooooo!!!!!!!!! oh and i nearly forgot lol!
thats pretty funny...i must of heard every tooth joke within the last 3 years since i been in the navy...so mysteriously, every person who said something about them, i really DID hear it before....small vocabulary the worlds got here!
