since the US government is so fucked beyond repair and we probably wont make any more progress just voting and protesting, my idea is this. washington oregon and california are pretty much the coolest states with the least amount of dooshy people, i say we all unite and succeed from the union. we could build a great wall separating us from the rest of the US, we would have the west coast to ourselves. furthermore, we could have dweezil zappa "son of God" inherit the throne as pharoah of our new country which we shall call "South Dakota". it would be perfect and every one would be equal cause dweezil would be running things. and if south dakota gets all butthurt about stealing their name we'd just be like " BITCH....What you gonna do!". we could have dweezil put the moves on judge judy and when shes not looking knock her out with a shovel, then we take her skin and wear it and take the bush administration to court, where we would tell them "allright bitches, were not so fond of your leo strauss influenced neo con fascist ideals, you and your society of impovershed peasants and uber rich neo cons can go ahead and be miserable by yourselves". then dweezil with his resserected father along with bob sagat, bear grills, johnny depp, burt reynolds, and homer simpson would rip off judge judys skin they were disguised in and be like " BITCH....Were judge judy now" then they would all flying head butt every member of the bush administration and then expose george and karls secret beastiality tapes on live telivision. this great accomplishment would then be celebrated with a phish/ primus concert with an oysterhead reunion at the end and a grand finally of mr bungle with guest musician frank zappas last performance before returning to his grave. with a final supernova star explosion that lights up the entire night sky and free speedballs for everybody.
moop, uh, I don't really know what to say about that, I guess if you accomplish your, uh, "goal?", then I am with you, except for the killing, and skinning of Judge Judy, that is gross, besides, I like her show.
