you'll just have to fart again later,its better to just let her rip i've herd peeple fart in public.once in a library this person farted,a long loud,et one.to top it off she was a pretty girl.
You must not be from around here. Anyway this old lady farted in class once after she bent down and I almost shit myself it was so funny. Yeah this is a true story. Later she dropped the class.
If you hold them in it could hurt your belly Why is it that something everyone does appears to be such an odd topic and everyone acts like it is unnatural? Don't get me wrong, I don't walk around tootin' but it is such an odd topic.
*giggle* What are you guys talking about? *giggle* Everybody knows that girls don't *giggle* fart. *giggle* *pftttttttt*...oopsie!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny thing is, I am the opposite...I don't bitch at all, but I can fart, belch, burp, and snore like nobody's business! I really know how to make myself sound attractive and appealing, don't I? Shit...more reasons why I am single!
I must be a great multi-tasker. I can snore and talk in my sleep. I say some crazy stuff, so I have been told. I belch really well especially if I drink a soda. Unfortunately I bitch but that really only happens around pms time. Are you still amazed Blackie?
I think the real part of the topic that we haven't covered here is: IMPLOSION. If you cumulate and cumulate your farts and go next to a stove - you just might implode from the inside. This is a topic often talked about by most scientists.
This picture was takin' 5 years ago. My son was only a few months old. We were at my parents house and he was so fussy from colic. I didn't know what to do. I just wanted him to laugh. If anything I helped him move a gas bubble.
Have a great night Blackie. As always it has been wonderful talkin' to you. I'll look for you tomorrow.
