The do's and don'ts of smoking.....

Well i've been smoking for about 6 months now and i have made a fairly decent lists of what not to do wen smokin. see wot u think:

-dont drink water too fast. if it goes down the wrong way an u start to coff cause u cant breath then u may start to think that ur gonna die, so u panik more and coff more. it gets kinda scary

-dont leave boxes of matches lying around, especially wen ur all at ur place.

-dont leave food lying around.

-make sure if ur smokin in a tent, that its not ur tent.

 

thats all i could think of..........if i think of any more ill add them.

please add some of ur wot not to does wen smokin..............

 

in my 40 year long weed smoking career and im a workaholic

i guess i was just too ripped when smokin the weed for too much god im high !

 

• If someone shouts the weed, the others shout the munchies.
• Do not drink lots of water and lots of bread. whenever ive done that ive felt really sick, the water jsut makes the bread turn into heavy lumps in teh stomach it seems. But that rule about water is true too, but i dont usually cough, i get heaps of airbubbles in the stomach tho.
• If someone does somehting stupid when stoned, dont get mad, but expect that they make up for themselves somehow when sober. If theyre drunk tho, get very angry and make them pay you money.

 

You're all forgetting "Don't bogart".

 

DONT yell cops unless there really are cops!


this joke simply isn't funny and will usually get your ass beat

 

gee i wish somone told me that in 63!! lol

 

don't pretend your more stoned then you really are

 

We should make a "How to Be a Responsible Stoner" topic or something.. to teach all of the new smokers.

- Don't smoke in the car
- Don't drive when too stoned or while the weather is bad (while stoned - it's really hard)
- Don't forget to hide all of your stuff in a good hiding place when you get in the car..
- Don't forget the Visine!
- Don't forget to have an awesome time!

 

^^^ why don't smoke in the car?

 

I try not to smoke in the car, but some times it just cant be avoided. In highschool we didnt have anywhere to smoke so it was usually a car. Now that I am in college and have my own place I hardly ever smoke in the car, unless I am on a road trip that is.

I have been smoking for like 5 years now though, so I can handle smoking and driving just fine.

Oh and Dont hold the bowl forever!!!

 

Don't drink the bongwater, it wont get you higher.

 

always make someone else drive

and um... don't spill the bongwater.. i hate that crap

and oh! man don't drool in the bong or on the roach and especially!!!! on the blunt

lastly when someone has munchies and especially if it's like those 1 person sized bags of chips or candy, don't be asking for any... i hate when i have to share my munchies... but if it's like a soda and i have a big 40oz then it's cool to take a sip, but that's it, don't start chugging it like a moron

 

nar man munchies are not items to be owned and traded for! they are a community resource. Smoking is all about being together. Everyone has the munchies not jsut you. As long as you stick to the previous rule of having the poeple who havnt paid for weed pay for munchies, it all balances out well.


The rule is to always share munchies but to not demand more of someones munchies than they have had (so, you dont have to let people eat if theyve had mroe than you. that keeps the togetherness and equality going).

The person who supplied the munchies has the same power over it as the person who supplied the weed though, the same rules apply there.

however, you must never hold back on water. water is avaiable almsot everywhere, mostly for free, otherwise a cheap bottle. you must never deprive anyone of water! make sure to have enough in preparation if you think tehre might be a problem.

 

Never cough or blow air back into a bong/pipe or you will unload the bowl.
Do not pocket someone elses lighters. (Some people have a bad habbit of this).
Never drop anything on the floor especially glass products.
Do not cook a bowl with the lighter if it is already lit.

 

I agree to that one 100%. Being in a car stoned off your ass and having someone yell cops when there are non is one of the worst things someone can do when you are high.

 

This should be the number one rule. I hate when kids do that.

 

Has anyone here actually drank bong water? I've been dared many times and even offered 50 bucks to drink it, but damn that shit seems nasty, I have a feeling I'd be puking for a very long time afterwards. Does anyone have any personal experience with this?

 

For $50 I'd drink some bongwater. I mean, it's just water w/ some ash and such in it. It's not like I'm inhaling smoke into my lungs repeatedly each day or anything.......

 

your ingesting hydrocarbons? This is not healthy, especially when in a liquid.