anyone have any first hand accounts with these tests, "FIRST CHECK" and know a good way to pass/trick/tamper etc etc with them to give a negative result, and/or just give it an invalid reading. obviously i know i can detox cause i have in the past but ide much rather a method to trick the test while im taking it, cause i dont know when im getting them, its all random and i want to be prepared. ide prefer a passing method but if all you have for me is a invalid way then im all ears. thanks, oh btw IM PUMPED TO BE A NEW MEMBER HERE!
1.) Abstain for as long as possible before the test (if ur really worried) 2.) drink a shitload of water and green tea 3.) Sweat your ass off (read:exercise) 4.) Drink a cleansing drink from a health store 5.) 2-3 drops of visine This all assumes a home test. Assuming a labratory style piss test: You need to exercise as much as possible causing as much sweat as possible preferably in a sweat suit or with plastic wrap wrapped around your waste. Drink as much water as possible. Drink alot of Green tea (fresh brewed). Then before the test bloat urself with as much water as u can safely drink and take a vitamin to color ur pee. I know a fat kid who did this in one day haveing smoked until the day before the test, but he was lucky. If you can exercise hardcore twice a day for 4 days while drinking alot of water and green tea and then doin the pre test ritual u'll be fine.
It depends how often you're being tested if its just once, then clean out your system, and just wait If they are doing regular tests like my parents (once a week), and its an in home(not a lab test) you can just use water with yellow die in it. I keep a bottle tied to a string on my boxers, and it just stays with me all the time.
If you have enough time (30 to 90 days), then wait it all off. If you have absolutely no time, then eat as much pickled stuff as you can and drink the juices! Yes, it is nasty, but it clears your system well! Also use a lot of juice, water, fruits/vegetables and exercise. An other thing you can do is order synthetic urine. This urine is bisex and it comes up clean on the tests. These are some things to do to clear you system. Good luck!
I drink lots and lots of water. Then take this thick thick syrup used to make pudding and mix it with gatorade. This will stop up your system completley, and your just going to piss out all that water. It works every month for my probation, and for some reason my po doesnt say anything. One time my piss was yellow and she quotes "you need to start drinking more water."
