who is the toughest forum member?

*slaps dark side and runs away gigggling.*

 

I eat a box of 16 penny nails for breakfast every day.

 

butt...butt...look at that sweet, wholesome, innocent yet strangely bloated and shiny face of mine!!!

 

do you mind being punched in the face? because if you don't, this could be FUN.

 

you know, in my way, i'm pretty tough, actually.

(note the copious use of commas)

 

I would nominate myself, i wouldnt want to meet me in a dark alley cus i would kick my own fucking ass. cus im pretty fucking scary sometimes.

 

Do you use your eye's to hypnotise them before you go for the Bobby Hill "You stole my purse" kick?

 

No she does'nt but I would be in the alley with her if anyone wanted to start shit.

 

All I have seen is candy asses around here. Afterall, it's a hippy forum, for christ's sake!

 

aw, that's so sweet.

 

You want a little, little piece o' candy? No? Yeah you'd probably break your teeth.

 

You are the perfect example of my definition of "candy ass"

 

you think he has a sweet ass?

 

I'm not sure. I just know he's pretty wimpy.

 

I can tell you want to lick it. I don't swing that way.

 

well, between the two of us screaming and shrieking and slapping an assailant, they'd be sure to run off.

 

Oh cmon. Let's be honest about all this. You are pure fruitcake, thru and thru!

 

i can see i'm getting between two lovers destined to entwine. i'm totally useless here.

 

If you wanna be honest open the closet door and talk to me.

 

Mr. Sweetlips has takinn a liking to me.