Here's some fun. As a God or Godess I need you to answer the following qyuestions. It is a survey. Your Godly Name: What are you a God of? What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? How shall we worship you, O Lord? Do you employ any prophets? In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? I am Helfgott the Half God I am God of Weeds I demand the sacrifice of clothing and pasta You worship me by climbing a tree naked and crapping on statues My prophets are Jacob the Lame and Timothy Leary I eat pasta and sell second hand (used) clothes My message to the world is that it might be a great party but there are not enough naked people
Your Godly Name: Thy Hair God What are you a God of? Hair, obviously What sacrifice do you demand from your adherents? Bring me food and kiss my feet. And get naked everybody. And buy me a nice car that works. How shall we worship you, O Lord? Acknowledge that I have the greatest hair of any man on this planet, seeing as that's true and all. And whenever someone says different, kick them in the shin. Do you employ any prophets? If I think you've got great hair, I'll let ya know. In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what?Schoolwork, computer, schoolwork, eating, computer, eating, schoolwork. Oh and The Doors too.
Your Godly Name: Perfectoria What are you a God of? A godess of men and sexual desire. What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? Men must sacrifice their need for love by mortal women and replace it with the love of a godess (me). How shall we worship you, O Lord? Men must give me oral pleasure whenever I demand it. Women, however, should not worship anything but themselves. Do you employ any prophets? No, I am not a vague godess. If I have something to say, I can say it on my own, thank you. In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? Sleeping in my three-acre sized featherbead, killing off abusive and chauvenistic men, being pleasured by the sexually attractive men, and being fed pasta by the not-so-attractive ones.
Wow....i just looked at his gallery, he does have some nice fuckin' hair. I've got the ego and personality to back mine up tho, so my hair still rules.
Your Godly Name: Ya'll know it. What are you a God of? Ya'll know that, too. What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? Only to ROCK! How shall we worship you, O Lord? Play yer music as loud as possible. Do you employ any prophets? Iggy Pop, Jack Black and Rick James' ghost In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? Rockin' and rollin', partayin', some punani every now and then.
Your Godly Name: God What are you a God of? Everything What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? None How shall we worship you, O Lord? Follow the laws of whatever religion or starwars cult you're into. Do you employ any prophets? No, you people keep on making them up! In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? Being a God, duh!
Your Godly Name: The Dandelion Princess What are you a God of? Saving the dandelions and all the other unwanted plants What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? burn the weed spray How shall we worship you, O Lord? plant more dandelions in your garden Do you employ any prophets? um... worms I guess In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? tiptoeing through the tulips
I am Doug I am god of everything cool, far out and groovy Sacrifice Everything uncool, evil and just plain sad Worship me by trying to be as cool as me! I employ Prophets LunchBox, Pat, Joey, Allison, Dave, Aimy My daily godly routine: Get up, play guitar, listen to music, got to school, hang out with prophets, skip school, smoke pot and ciggarettes, vandalize, pis people off that hate me, go home, sleep, eat, drink coffee, eat, drink tea, write, write poetry, sleep some more till next day
Your Godly Name: er... Katie? What are you a God of? Socks & bathtubs, baby! What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? Take me for a drive, let me sing-along with the radio and look out at the stars. That's all I really want. Oh, maybe some rain too. How shall we worship you, O Lord? You can rock and roll for starts. Do you employ any prophets? Say what? Uh, okay Justin the drummer boy can spread my word, whatever that is. In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? me. I make an awful god. I should be fired, or at least demoted to sink god.
I am the GODDESS FORTUNE I rule over good fortune and happiness The sacrifices you make to me must be something of value like, your bed when I am weary, your glass of sweet wine when I thirst, your crust of bread when I hunger and your LOVE when I need replenished. Love all living things, be kind to older ones, give freely and generously from your heart. Do what you will but harm no one. whosoever goes out spreading peace,love,chairity,compassion and forgiveness are all my prophets. I maintain the crops, the rain the sun and moon n stars and all the waters, my peoples needs and their wants. IAMI <shameless>
Your Godly Name: ahvent thought of one yet...can you help me come up wiuth one? What are you a God of? sex What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? no sacrifices How shall we worship you, O Lord? fuck me or just masturbate with thoughts of me in mind Do you employ any prophets? yes In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? hehehehe
Your Godly Name: MOM What are you a God of? my 3 sons What sacrifice do you denmand from your adherents? the remote control and any last piece of chocolate How shall we worship you, O Lord? yes MOM, i hear and obey! Do you employ any prophets? well, my 12 year old is trying to mom his brothers, but I AM SUPREME MOM! (in this house, until my mom is here!) In a nutshell, your daily godly life consists of what? making sure homework is done, clean underwear is worn, and laughing and loving occurs...
