Who's bought and sold??

What is the wierdest sexual act you would perform for 1,000,000 dollars?? Give locale, with who/what, etc.

 

for a $1,000,000 a gorilla could fuck me in the ass on national tv

 

I'd do pretty much anything for $1,000,000.

I have no dignity or sexual morality.

 

That would have been my answer too.

 

For $1,000,000? I'd let Dick Cheney blow his load in my mouth in the middle of Baghdad with a loaded gun to my head, just because you know he's fucked up like that.

 

Butt-fuck a nun,new years eve,times square,New York.I'll do the paying.

 

I'd be a Catholic alter boy for a million bucks.

 

that's pretty fucked up right there!

 

*ROFLMFAO* :lol:

That, my friend - is the best laugh I've had all day. Other than composing a post about how much I DON'T like Rachel Ray in the TV forum. I cracked myself up there.

What sexual act would I commit for a million bucks? Mmmm....probably nothing at my age. I'm worth more than that. And besides, who's gonna pay a 53 year old woman 1 million for sex? Aging, is not for the faint of heart.

 

That depends. Can you guarantee I'll get paid off the books? Just because I'd consider letting someone fuck me for a million, doesn't mean I'd let the government fuck me for half of that.

 

Tax Free!!!

 

I read the other day that gorrillas only have 4cm penis's.

 

^well in that case i'd do it for $2000

 

Hanna---uh--would you consider monopoly money?

 

Handjob with me wearing a pair of latex rubber gloves

 

A handjob to a leper? Cause theres no way a handjob could be worth a mil.

 

^especially if his dick falls off in the middle of it...

 

i hate to admit it.. but I concur.