Whats your step by step routine for smoking in ur room?

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  1. Donkey

    Donkey Member

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    just wondering how everyone smokes in ur room, without letting other people in the house find out.

    Ill start with mine
    1. close/lock door
    2. light insence
    3. open window all the way and remover screen
    4. roll joint
    5. smoke joint out window
    6. put screen back on and close window about half way
    7. put away stash/clean up
    8. turn on the fan
    9. leave room, go wash hands and splash some water on my face.
    10. :)
     
  2. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    1. open door
    2. invite everybody into my room
    3. close door
    4. sit down
    5. smoke
    6. make everyone leave my room
    7. fall asleep
     
  3. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    1. Get some weed and pack it
    2. Smoke it.
     
  4. StayLoose1011

    StayLoose1011 Senior Member

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    Excellent topic. Certainly it has changed over time, depending on the living situation. Right now it really isn't an issue, so I would have to say

    1. Fill nalgene with water for bong
    2. return to room, close door
    3. retrieve bong from hiding place (in some of my luggage)
    4. fill bong with water
    5. retrieve weed from hiding place (inside "Jimi Hendrix Experience" box set case)
    6. pack bowl
    7. smoke bowl in one giant bong rip
    8. dump out ashes, return all items to their hiding places, and put on some sweet tunes :)
     
  5. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    same thing you do except i usually do it in the bathroom or go down to the garage and use a spoof there.
     
  6. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Shit.

    1)wait till parents are long asleep
    2) close door
    3)light inscense
    4)open window
    5)pack mj
    6)light mj
    7)inhale mj
    8)exhale mj
    9)repeat 6-8 and 5 after a few repeatts of 6-8
    10)spray room with febreze
    11)put out incense
    12)put away weed and smoking device
    13)enjoy it. haha


    I have to do so much.
     
  7. MountainMike

    MountainMike Member

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    good topic.

    1- Close door, Lock.
    2- Open window
    3- Break up herb
    4- Remove bubbler from hidden place
    5- Pack
    6- Smoke like any other location except i put my palm over the bowl so no smoke comes out in between hits... i usually burn my hand...
    7- Put shit away
    8- Close window, relax...
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Put water in the bubbler
    Pack and smoke
    Try not to set off the fire alarm/remove batteries from fire alarm

    But when I lived at home/in dorms it was basically the same, just plus putting in a window fan.
     
  9. slaterr

    slaterr Member

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    put on the fan
    turn on the tv
    fill bong
    pack ganj
    smoke desired amount
    put everything away
    enjoy
     
  10. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    1. shut door (no lock:()
    2. turn on fan
    3. open window
    4. light incense
    5. empty tobacco cigarette
    6. pick out the seeds and stems
    7. crush up weed with end of colored pencil
    8. take 10 minutes to repack the cigarette with weed carefully as to not rip the paper
    9. twist end
    10. take out cigarette filter
    11. light
    12. inhale
    13. exhale
    14. (repeat 12-13 multiple times)
    15. put out joint
    16. spray everything in room with febreze
    17. open the screen in the window
    18. close window screen and glass
    19. dump everything out the window lol
    20. spray clothes
    21. put out incense
    22. splash water on face
    23. eat :)


    god it takes forever to get high, seeing as my only resources for smoking are cigarettes, a library card, a gum wrapper, coloured pencil, and of course weed and an ashtray.
     
  11. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    I don't smoke in my room anymore, too risky.
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    1.. pack that shit
    2.. smokey smoke
    3.. masterbate
     
  13. whitlam

    whitlam Member

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    Well i cant smoke inside (i live on campus with fire alarms...but i have a nice balcony so thats ok)...I'll write mine for what i used to do at home.

    1.close/lock door
    2.light incense
    3.put good music on
    4.turn off room light /turn on blue light
    5.let room fill with incense smoke
    6.open window
    7.smoke outside window
    8.leave window open (depending if its winter or summer)
    9. splash face, have drink of water or orange juice
    10. put on Itunes screensaver or play plasma pong
    11. write some words, draw, write music etc etc.
    12. sleep
    13. repeat next night
     
  14. pocketmouse014

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    i smoke in my bathroom, ive never tried smoking in my room.
    why do u splash water on ur face?
    i couldnt light incense because that's so risky. my dad will think im smoking right away
    1. put towl under the door
    2. fill honeybear bong with water
    3. smoke
    4. blow it out window
    5. spray whatever i have
    6. go back to my room
    7. light candles
    8. put on maggot brain
    9. sleep
     
  15. EXAchilles

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    1. Turn on fan (fuck closing the door).
    2. Turn on music.
    3. Pack, ignite, inhale, exhale, repeat.
    4. Get comfortable.
    5. Chill.
    6. Spray Ozium if it smells.
     
  16. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    go downstairs
    close the door
    pack a bowl
    toke it
    go upstairs
    cherish the feeling!
     
  17. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    pretty much the same except making sure the rents are asleep before smokey smoke.
     
  18. Icktongo1

    Icktongo1 Senior Member

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    1. Tell parents i'm going to bed
    2. Go to my room and shut the door
    3. Take out my tupplewate bowl
    4. take off lid
    5. take weed out
    6. unroll weed baggie
    7. break up weed
    8. get out bing and spoof(from an old cell phone box I have on the other side of the room from my weed)
    9. Put a bit of water into bing
    10. pack bowl with weed
    11. light weed
    12. inhale as much as I can
    13. hold it for 7 seconds
    14. blow out through spoof
    15. repeat 11-14 till bowl needs to be refilled
    16. dump ashes
    17. repeat 10
    18. reapeat 11-15 a few times
    19. dump ashes on last time
    20. roll weed baggie back up
    21. fold weed baggie in half
    22. put weed into tupperware container
    23. put lid back on
    24. put into chest with lock
    25 put bing and spoof into cell phone box
    26. hide cell phone box inside of old computer on other side of room
    27. look around for a second and say "Whoa" then go lie down for a bit or talk to people online or brows hipforums.
    28. MAYBE repeat 3-27 then pass out.
    29. wake up the next morning
    30. think in your head "Damn. What the fuck happened last night?"
    31. Go eat breakfast cuz you still got the munchies
    32. do whatever else you want to do
     
  19. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    bing=bong? lol.
     
  20. Ehoney29

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    1. Close the door
    2. Turn the fan on blowing out
    3. Pack up the bowl
    4. And enjoy :)
     

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