National Tragedy in Crawford Texas

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by farmout, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Bulletin from the White house, A terrible tragedy has occured here this morning when flood waters washed away President Bush's public library. The flood began in the presidential bathroom, where the books were kept. Both books were lost.
    A presidential spokesman said that Bush was devastated, as he was almost finished coloring the second one.
    The white house tried calling FEMA, but no one would answer the phone.
    That is all.......
     
  2. CrucifiedDreams

    CrucifiedDreams Members

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    Sorry, am I supposed to laugh now?
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Uhhh, Yes please! :)
     
  4. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Whats wrong with coloring books?
     
  5. steenarina

    steenarina Member

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    HAHAHAHA...i laughed.i told my boss, she laughed too.
     
  6. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    That's a good one. Did you make that up?
     
  7. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Bella, I did not make it up, had a young friend e-mail it to me, I fell in the floor laughing so hard. I thought it would go over rather well here on the hip forums?
    Peaceful thoughts your way.... Farmout :)
     
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    every illusionist has two hands. bush is the show hand. the one you're supposed to be distracted by while the other one is doing the real trick.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I agree with you about the illusionist idea! They must think we are easily fooled.
    I love your sig, about the simple life.
    :)
     
  11. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    It was funny
    but I heard
    This joke in
    A different context
    I think it
    was talking about
    our local football
    team.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i think i heard a similar one about clinton's porn mags. you gotta love those universal jokes.
     
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