i have an infestation

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  1. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    theres a wasp infestation in my house :(

    theyre fucking everywhere. and i dont know what to do because i have no idea where theyre coming from. there is no hive or nest to be found. and im scared one of them will crawl into one of my orifices. thats my worst fear right there.
     
  2. CrucifiedDreams

    CrucifiedDreams Members

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    Eek. I can't imagine.
    Call an exterminator, see if you can stay with a friend till it gets cleaned up.
     
  3. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    you better call someone about that.
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    IN your house, as in the interior? Wow, that's odd.
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    When I was a kid I was stung twice in the neck once by a group of wasps (no not by white anglo-saxon people) I mean by an actual nest of wasps.


    Because the stings were side-by-side, it appeared as if I was bitten by a vampire [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
  6. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    yeah seriously. its been going on four about a month and a half now. all i can really do is kill them when i see them. its weird, because it seems like theyre all sick or dying or something. they havent stung anybody, they dont fly that well, i just see them crawling around everywhere and theyre really easy to kill. for instance, about two seconds ago i swatted one with a napkin and it died. so its like theyre coming in here to die or something. ive spent countless hours trying to find the source of the wasps.

    i guess we'll have to call someone.
     
  7. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    holy shit. if that hjappend t me, id die right then and there. im so sorry that must really be scary. go sleep at a friends house and put some honey outside your door and leave the dor open. you shouldnt have to kill them.
     
  8. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    thats fucking awful.

    someone tried to tell me the other day that wasps bite, not sting. is that true?? ive also heard that wasps cans ting more than once and not die like bees do.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    When they sting the stingers stay in, so they can keep stinging, and stinging...etc....[​IMG]




    Hotwater
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    good idea, then he could come home to a house that is empty other than a nest of wasps.

    if you don't want to call an exterminator, you could probably try a bug bomb first.
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    They also make nests in the ground, so you can't see where they're coming from.

    I have a lot of wasp nests around my house here. We get along just fine, I don't bother them, and they don't bother me.
     
  12. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Wasps used to come after me when I was on wood roofing all the time.Yes ,they can sting over and over and don't lose their stingers.I would grab a piece of wood roofing ,stand right in the swarm and bat the shit out of them,while the other guys on the roof would be knockin' each other around trying to get down the ladder!!But of course I'm an idiot.(they thought I was a hero.sigh.)Now I just leave 'em alone or catch 'em in a glass and turn 'em outside,if they get in the house.
     
  13. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    ahh call the exterminator.
    i'm terrified of bees. if they were in my house i'd go sleep somewhere else
     
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