Paying a girl for sex

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Nitrusx, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    I have an idea. Wack off and save your money. Once your done rubbing one out, youll be disgusted with the fact you were gonna pay a girl for sex, seeing as you wont be horny at all once you masterbate.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    There was one time me and my roommates at the time rented 3 stripers.. we were bored and didnt know what to do.. and we looked through The Cities Pages.. anyone from minneapolis knows what it is.. its like a club/music/entertainment paper.. so we started looking through it and found an add for $300 for 3 strippers for 3 hours.. so we were like sure why not.. so we were gonna pay with plastic so we had cash.. and they show up.. the body guard said we had to pay cash.. so we were virtually broke.. after paying.. we said it was for a bachelor party... so they get here.. we are now broke.. so they start doing their thing.. they're barely getting any cash since we're almost broke.. theres only 3 of us.. so two are like "we gotta go home and sutdy".. pfft what the fuck ever.. the other stayed around.. and well lets say we got our moneys worth.. we all got to fuck her... and have virtually our way with her.. and then we sat and go high with her.. she chilled for like 5 hrs.. then left after doing one more strip show for a mix cd that we had in the CD player that she liked.. all in all the time was rememberable
     
  3. EXAchilles

    EXAchilles Member

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    If she won't give it up drunk, she won't give it up for money, or at least not the kind of money that a 16 year old can produce.

    That idea is bad news, leave it as an idea.
     
  4. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    Thank you very much. I try.
     
  5. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    come on guys let this fukn thread die......it's pointless.
     
  6. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

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    That's a damn lie. lol If there's a hot chick I wanna screw then I still want to screw her, even if I rubbed 10 out lol
     
  7. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Lemme get real: If i didn't pay for sex, I would still be a virgin.
     
  8. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    oh don't say that, i'd bang ya in a second girl hahaha
     
  9. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Yeah, next time I'm in Canada I'll for sure take you up on that offer. But yeah, I was just kidding, I've only BEEN PAID for sex... hahahha... ha. hahahaa.HA
     
  10. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    how bout get a hobby? or just dont be so desperate...or something ,i dunno, but the whole thing sounds weird.

    then again, i think the whole post is a joke...right? im stoned and cant tell...haha
     
  11. RastaBongKid

    RastaBongKid Member

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    sluts arent to attractive
     
  12. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Are you kidding me? The fear of contracting multiple STI's just ups my excitement and arousal levels THAT much more
     
  13. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    haha eww. i could never get with someone who has STD's, sorry

    i could never imagnie going down on a dude/chick with like a herpes outbreak

    eww gag
     
  14. Nitrusx

    Nitrusx Banned

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    *Update*

    So I joking-ly asked her how much she thinks shes worth ($). She fuckin gives me cold answeres so fuck her. I plan to humilate her, I have a naked set of her. If you want I shall post the pics here.
    Here's the msn convo:

    &Me says: hey there
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: hii
    &Me says: I got offered money today, in exchange for my gorgous self
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: lol
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: realii?
    &Me says: lol no
    &Me says: although, if someone did offer you, how much you think you're worth?
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: ummm
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: idk
    &Me says: c'mon, just throw a number down
    &Me says: like if I were to offer you money, how much would get you thinking about it?
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: idk
    &Me says: c'mon......please tell me
    x0 j u l i e 0x says: no
    &Me says: god dammit fuck you, all you stupid sluts are the same
    &Me says: seriously fuck you
    &Me says: I worked my ass of for 3 monthes, and I have not even seen a bra strap
    &Me says: I hate you type of girls, appear to be slutty but your just some fuckin insecure bitch in the end
    &Me says: Oh and by the way, I got your naked set of pics.
    &Me says: bitch
    x0 j u l i e 0x has blocked you
     
  15. slaterr

    slaterr Member

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    smooth
     
  16. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    oh you were so close.....pfft
     
  17. Jimmy420

    Jimmy420 Member

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    if she was naked when you took pics of here, why dident you ask here then?
     
  18. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    dude, you are retarded
    you should never be allowed to talk to a female again :)
     
  19. Nitrusx

    Nitrusx Banned

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    I didn't take the pics.
     
  20. Nitrusx

    Nitrusx Banned

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    Fine. I woudn't want too

    Fucking on the other hand.
     

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