I have an idea. Wack off and save your money. Once your done rubbing one out, youll be disgusted with the fact you were gonna pay a girl for sex, seeing as you wont be horny at all once you masterbate.
There was one time me and my roommates at the time rented 3 stripers.. we were bored and didnt know what to do.. and we looked through The Cities Pages.. anyone from minneapolis knows what it is.. its like a club/music/entertainment paper.. so we started looking through it and found an add for $300 for 3 strippers for 3 hours.. so we were like sure why not.. so we were gonna pay with plastic so we had cash.. and they show up.. the body guard said we had to pay cash.. so we were virtually broke.. after paying.. we said it was for a bachelor party... so they get here.. we are now broke.. so they start doing their thing.. they're barely getting any cash since we're almost broke.. theres only 3 of us.. so two are like "we gotta go home and sutdy".. pfft what the fuck ever.. the other stayed around.. and well lets say we got our moneys worth.. we all got to fuck her... and have virtually our way with her.. and then we sat and go high with her.. she chilled for like 5 hrs.. then left after doing one more strip show for a mix cd that we had in the CD player that she liked.. all in all the time was rememberable
If she won't give it up drunk, she won't give it up for money, or at least not the kind of money that a 16 year old can produce. That idea is bad news, leave it as an idea.
That's a damn lie. lol If there's a hot chick I wanna screw then I still want to screw her, even if I rubbed 10 out lol
Yeah, next time I'm in Canada I'll for sure take you up on that offer. But yeah, I was just kidding, I've only BEEN PAID for sex... hahahha... ha. hahahaa.HA
how bout get a hobby? or just dont be so desperate...or something ,i dunno, but the whole thing sounds weird. then again, i think the whole post is a joke...right? im stoned and cant tell...haha
Are you kidding me? The fear of contracting multiple STI's just ups my excitement and arousal levels THAT much more
haha eww. i could never get with someone who has STD's, sorry i could never imagnie going down on a dude/chick with like a herpes outbreak eww gag
*Update* So I joking-ly asked her how much she thinks shes worth ($). She fuckin gives me cold answeres so fuck her. I plan to humilate her, I have a naked set of her. If you want I shall post the pics here. Here's the msn convo: &Me says: hey there x0 j u l i e 0x says: hii &Me says: I got offered money today, in exchange for my gorgous self x0 j u l i e 0x says: lol x0 j u l i e 0x says: realii? &Me says: lol no &Me says: although, if someone did offer you, how much you think you're worth? x0 j u l i e 0x says: ummm x0 j u l i e 0x says: idk &Me says: c'mon, just throw a number down &Me says: like if I were to offer you money, how much would get you thinking about it? x0 j u l i e 0x says: idk &Me says: c'mon......please tell me x0 j u l i e 0x says: no &Me says: god dammit fuck you, all you stupid sluts are the same &Me says: seriously fuck you &Me says: I worked my ass of for 3 monthes, and I have not even seen a bra strap &Me says: I hate you type of girls, appear to be slutty but your just some fuckin insecure bitch in the end &Me says: Oh and by the way, I got your naked set of pics. &Me says: bitch x0 j u l i e 0x has blocked you