damn fruit flys

I have been consuming fruit in large quanities these days.

some things you don't refrigrate, but leave out on the counter..and of course, the fruit flys have been coming in large number, more each day.

fuck, go away! heh.

 

Wait until they land...then eat them along with the fruit.

 

I feel nauseated.

 

Wuss

 

yeah , I had a bout with fruit flies the other day, I got rid of them all though....

 

i catch them all in a big net and add them to my morning yogurt and fruit salad thingy

 

You people are forgetting about the art of soup.

The flies are to be caught, and stored (alive) for later use.

Then you dissolve them in citric acid, and make orange peel and fly soup.

 

Indeed.

 

mmm...they carry lots of yummy nutrients and diseases and such

 

You can sterelize them by pressure cooking them (in jars... like them shroooomies).

 

I am officially even more petrified of bugs now.

 

hey I just want to enjoy the fruit before they do duh

 

Ok let me set this straight for you folks. The fruit flies aren't coming in. They're going out. They were hatched from eggs laid on your fruit probably before it was harvested. YOU brought them home and leaving your shit on the counter left it warm enough to incubate them.

Wash your food, refrigerate it, and stop your damned uninformed whining.

And have a pleasant day.

 

That comment wasn't aimed at you Carl.

 

Does this mean that there's like a huuuuge fruitfly population inside of Carl's stomach?

 

haha zoomie and biggen are cool!

and that ain't the wine talkin

I like fruit

even infested it is better than other crap

 

I WANT to start a new world inside of me!!

Imagine that...

maybe in 20 years they will send ships out to explore the "outside world" including you and your inards :tongue:!

 

I think that the bacteria population and the odd virus inside your body has already beaten you to this idea.

 

No seriously. Look it up. You're eating bugs and bug doody if you don't wash your produce.

 

Ha! You heard that Carl?

Shit eater!




On a less serious note ...

We had to wash our fruits in Honduras extra carefully because of this... you would actually have to cut some fruits before just biting into them because of all the exotic shit you could find inside a damn mango.