Wow arrested and looking at life says my lawyer

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by swazo, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    Yeah so my friend A and B decide to phone me up yesterday night. I was bored, had some good chronic and so did they so we thought we'd hit the town. We're driving along the highway, Person B is fuckin annoying as hell going on about some weird shit and we go to our normal place, beauty. Its an abandoned bible camp. really fucking creepy.

    Anyways, we're blazing and throwing plates at the wall (for some bizarre reason there were dozens of plates (glassware)) when Person A says he has a cousin who grows pot and his harvest was ready. So that pretty much settled that and we booked our asses into the car and got there. What Person A DIDNT say was that his friend was about 70km out of town and that it was "some pot" it was fields and feilds of pot. I was fucking floored. There as so much. His cousin was offering us BOWLS like, giant ass friggen bowls of pot to take home, garbage bags. It was the greatest moment of my life. So he brings out three two ounce joints to smoke. THREE. Jesus fack.

    We're half way through the first one when i ear tons of cars behind us. Then I look up and see 3 police helicopters. "This is the police, put your hands in the air and get down on the ground". Holy fuck. So now im right pissed at Person A for bringing us there and he says "how can i get on the ground when my hadns are in the air".

    Long story short the judge said there was no way to prove I was not an accomplace to growing the pot and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
     
  2. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    run to mexico
     
  3. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    L O FUCKIN L

    funny story

    i hope you go down big time
     
  4. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Haha, I thought you were serious. :( haha good one.
     
  5. canibus420

    canibus420 Member

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    so is that a joke ? lol if so the fresh prince ending was fuckin classic
     
  6. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    im still here aren't i?
     
  7. canibus420

    canibus420 Member

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    i think so lol
     
  8. krewskater

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    hahahahahaha, damn i was drooling just thinking of garbage bags lol.

    And ya, any story with a prince of bel air ending is fake. Props though man.
     
  9. Hamfoot

    Hamfoot Member

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    haha i was waiting for the bel-air lyrics, but it usually happens sooner, so near the end i was starting to think the story was true. good job man haha
     
  10. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    umm you had nothing better to do then make that up? lol nice story though.... 3 helicopters though lol
     
  11. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    ^i was baked and bored.
     
  12. Biida

    Biida Member

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    Why the hell do people keep pulling these jokes in this forum? I swear, that's the third or fourth one I've seen. Lol
     
  13. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    I knew it had to be fake. No way youre friend would never mention that his cousin was growing fields of pot that close.
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahahaha i was so into the story until the fresh prince part.
    but i had to laugh when you said your friend said "how can i get on the ground with my hands in the air" haha
     
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