this point of the day i wonder if im the only one who wants

to jam my cock up your ass and take a piss. at least then i wouldnt have to run 5 blocks to take a piss. plus ide be carving out yer shitter.

 

ew.... go in a bush

 

You're my hero, I fucking love you.

 

^ how did i see that reply in my head before i even read it
joy you're a fucking dirty bitch

 

Would this be a bit of innovative carnal deviance befitting the name "golden cannoli" ?

 

yyyyyyyeaa, u know how I do.... oh yea!

 

so there are sisters whode enjoy a man pissing up there ass?i just got a fresh 12er so im down.i knew i shoulda asked.bit like ghandi n stuff.sept no cows.maybe a lemon spritzer.

 

sounds like a very expensive enema.

 

i am chargin 15 bucks fer 2 liters of piss. thats 4 or 5 pisses tho. might be sum ladies want 2 liters at once. grrls are so pushy.no means no ladies!or 15 bucks.

 

you could probably charge more for that if you advertise in the right sort of personals ads.

 

i was hopin fer new recruits .im not so selfish as to demand the lions share. i just wanna shoot hot piss up a couple girls bums thats all. probably more money in taping it anyway.

 

what still no takers? that was the best idea ive had all month. now yall kin see why im such a broke ****. lack of ideas.calling a man a useless **** is the worst thing a womyn can say to a feller.if yanks would start callin men cunts wed all be happy the men and the cunts.i love slugs.jerked off with a handful of banana slugs this year.

 

i certainly HOPE you're the only one! and i'd just as soon there was one less too.

(and i can think of a lot of places i'd rather put mine)

=^^=
.../\...

 

Blueberry pancakes in winter mornings make smiles go long time with sex, dog eat dog on playgrounds with chains broke. The game is tied so I go lie down with razors edge biting high obn me knee

 

Yeah, I'd suggest starting a business. This could really take off