Most akward masturbation (friend, family, people walked in etc....)

I want to hear your most akward situation while masterbating like who u did it to what happened who saw etc.....

my story:

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lol has no one done anything

 

Thats very hot, thanks for the image.

 

I was taking a shower in my parents bathroom. And I swore I had locked the door and some how dad walked in on me and I had one of his playboy's out. The rest of the day he was pretty pissed and didn't even watch my baseball game that afternoon.

 

HAHA I remember my first porno, my dad stole it from me. I found it under hes bed.

 

I had just practiced shooting up into the air (at the moment of climax, squeeze head, and then flex the P-muscle). Well, it worked quite well, four feet strait up and all over the comp desk and some on the left speaker, i was like "GAH!".
Well, my cousin doesn't have a damn computer of her own, so she comes over every once in a wile to pay her bills online. At the moment i had gotten up to go get a towel to clean the mess up with, she called my cell and said she was pulling into my drive way and wanted to use my computer!
I dashed in to the kitchen, got a towel, and cleaned up as much as i could before she got to the computer room. There was traces of it still on the speaker, but she didn't notice.

That was CLOSE to being a really awkward, and embarrassing moment.

 

You fingered an 8-year-old? Get some help.

 

seriously.

 

Got arrested for Lewd Conduct for friggin my clit on the train. Embarassing, but fun none the less...

 

How were you caught?

 

♥ Sometimes I go into the cedar closet to masturbate. I do it because it's nice and dark and that it smells nice so it turns me on. I also go in their because the cedar closet is downstairs and my parents are upstairs watching TV. So I was masturbating and then I heard the door open while I was having my orgasm! The fact that the door clicked open took all my sexual desire out of me and my orgasm wasn't that great. She said she came down their because she was looking for me because she did not know where I was. That was akward.

 

That must have been an interesting train ride for the other passengers. Too bad I drive a car!

 

we have a hot tub in my house. i go in there at night and put my clit up to the jets and have the most amazing climax. well, one of my sisters friends who is less than a year older than me, walked into the the hot tub room when i had my clothes off and everything! she was cool about it. she ended up getting in too!

 

I was in my neighbors apt watching tv. She is about 15yrs older than me and never really thought of her in a sexual way. She had a small gathering of people from the building. I lived next door and was helping her clean up. We ended up putting on the tv as we cleaned. We finished cleaning and sat down to watch the end of the show that was on. We were watching tv and I ended up getting really turned on from a sex scene. we were sitting on seperate seats and she would have to turn her head to see me. I was too embarassed to get up and leave because I was aroused and afraid she would see the bulge. I didn't know what to do. I ended up touching myself lightly at first. I glanced at her several times to see if she turned her head at all. she didn't. At this point I was to far gone and ended up finishing. I thought I got away with it but shortly after I finished she turned around stood up, pointed at a box of tissues, said you can clean yourself up with those and walked out of the room. I was mortified.

 

well this one doesn't involve me, but i was at a friends house, with a few other friends, and we were all stoned as hell, and one of them, decided they were gonna wank, so they stood up a pillow, and wacked off behind it...awkward for everyone honestly

 

i was sitting on my couch masturbating to some porn on tv and well my mom started to come down stairs and i heard her i had enough time to pull up my pants just enough so my ass was still showing and my mom came in the room and asked me why my ass was hanging out... akward

 

i'm gonna touch myself right now.

 

ok im 14 fuck what the thing on the left of this reply says, it was about 2 months ago here is the story:

I live with my dad (divorced) and he called me one day from work and asked me if i could do him a favor, the favor was to watch one of his friends kids that were coming from out of town, i was so tierd (crazy night) that i said yes so he would get off my back. Well the next day i was home alone and horney as hell so i decided to masturbate but i didn't feel like watching porn i wanted to do without porn but i was on the couch, so i started to masturbate, i got off, i was beating and beating away but then suddently i hear footsteps many footsteps so i quickly grab a blakent and throw it over me because i didnt have enough time to pull up my boxers, pants, put my belt on, and wash the lotion off my hands in 3 seconds. Who are the footsteps?, they are my dad, his friend (female), her 10 year old son, and 8 year old son. My pants are down but i am covering them as i say hello to all of them. If i stand up or move around everyone will see that i was jerking off so i sit still. My dads friend puts her hand out for a handshake but i have so much lotion on it and i can't even wipe it off because my had is outside of the blanket but if i dont' they will think something is up so i just go ahead and shake her hand but luckily she doesn't notice. My dad and his friend continue to push me to get up and entertain the kids but if i move they will see what i have been up to, so i come up with the idea to give my sister a call so that i can stall, but after 5 min. of me stalling my dad gets pissed off because he thinks that im trying not to entertain the guestes. He gets ready to snatch the blanket off of me and get me up and moving but so luckily enough my sister calls and asks to speak with my dad, so my dad takes the call in the other room but thier is still the 2 boys and thier mom, after a few minutes the mom goes and follows my dad in the other room, after she leaves i tell the boy to go put a game in my playstation and his other brother is on the computer. So i knew that was my chance so i got up and I ran to my room and changed, washed my hands, and came back and played with the kids, i didn't get caught.
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My little and only sister (13ys old) has walked in on my looking at porn on 3 or 4 occasions but has only caught me masturbating once, and no she didn't see my dick or the porn, i slipped my dick in my pants when i heard her comming but the fact that there was lotion and my pants were on done were enough for her to figure it out. The first time she caught me looking at porn she told my dad but he didn't know what she meant when she said bad website or maybe he wasn't listening but he didn't know, after that first time she just doesn't care enough about me or my problems,life, or drama to spend three seconds to tell my dad anything about my problems,life or drama including masturbating.
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long story huh?

 

when i was 16, i was home alone for the night. i was watching tv on the couch at night while masturbating. I was REALLY tired, so i fell asleep, naked. my sister came back home from a party early in the morning. she found me sleeping on the couch and shook me to wake up. i woke up and was shocked to see her in here. she said to me to get my clothes on before my parents get home. then 2 minutes later, my parents came home. by that time, i was all dressed. that was a scary moment.

 

ive had a couple of occasions where i finish up clean up to and think that i get away scott free to leave my room to find that my sister came home some time wile i was wanking. and she has to pass my room to get to her room so she probly herd me.my sisters like 20, and we dont have a very good relationship, so its kinda awkward.
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also iv had a couple of times where i finish and clean up just in time for someone to come home in like 2 minuites or less.