Take a line from any of the movies, replace one word with pants. We love this games on the fan sites. for instance I find your lack of pants disturbing.
"These aren't the pants you're looking for..." "Feel the power of the dark side of the pants." "I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pants you!" Ahahahaha... dunno if that means anything, but it sure is funny.
i will not kill him, for there is still some pants in him, i can feel it the darkside of the force can be used to save your loved pants from dyeing
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. I recognized the foul stench when I was brought on board.
I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for pants because you won't get them.