when you're feeling kinda fat and lonely and generally unattractive... go to the club. have a few... maybe several... drinks and be smiley and friendly... in no time you will feel like the fucking queen (king) of the world who can get any fucking guy .... or girl.... that you want yeah. damn. okay so tonight... i hung out with my friend whose brother and his friends have been showing up randomly when we've hung out last night and tonight... yeah her brother and two of his friends totally want me. ridiculous, right? i swear to god alcohol can do so much for your social life/sex life. yes. hahahhaha... if i was needy .... i wouldn't really be that needy. amazing what alcohol can do. truly amazing. and i totally look like shit too... so! tell me how easy it has been to score ppl while intoxicated. don't bother mentioning those times you've woken up next to somebody who looked like shit... i don't wanna hear it. maybe i should post this in love and sex..... "lonely? head out to a bar and drink lots!!! problems solved." well, at least for the night. p.s. sugar free tropical flavored popsicles are fucking awesome. and only 15 calories each. yayeah.
cool for you and I don't think it's possible for you to look like crap Elyse. ps-this thread made me want an otter pop
when i get tipsy and horny, my body gets all relaxed. apparently that's attractive. however, one more drink past that and i'm a loser.
that never worked for me...well, once...but the girl had friends who got too drunk and was puking in the club, and she had to leave...
When I drink I tend to work on being charming, rather then my normal, chilling attitude. Works out well for me. I'm not drinking now though. Training. I'm also not having sex now. I don't have an excuse for that one.
i'll keep all this in mind when i turn 18. or 21. or whatever the hell the drinking age is in this state.
Yeah, I am agreeing, I don't think you can look bad. I think we are going to need you to post a picture that shatters our image of you and ruins our fantasies about you forever. That is for those of us that have had such fantasies. Not that some of us have. Wait, YOU are supposed to be drunk right now, yet somehow I feel dizzy.
i get chatty drunk but i cant cum drunk. so i just fuck grls that i know ill fuck sober. womyn on the other hand need booze to get over there insecurities. sober or drunk i know im an asshole with no manners n look like a badger ate a porcupine. but im a punk so thats okay.when i get drunk ide rather talk n cuddle. wich sexually frustrates womyn. wich makes them fall in love. the way to a womyns heart is by giving her blue ovaries for as long as possible but keeping her attention focused on you. then fuck the shit out of her for about 4 to 8 hours . when there so overfucked they cant stand being touched its time to go cook naked.then its safe to get drunk again.if your lucky she will kick you out n you can restart the whole cycle with sum other sister till the first sister recovers n gets miffed about your not calling.
i wasn't wearing makeup.. my hair was in a ponytail... and i've put on a few pounds, but apparently i'm hot shit when ppl have their beer goggles on and that was the point of the thread. yay booze!
