I'm a senior in high school taking a college course over the summer. There's this really hott girl who sits in front of me in a class of 9. What should I do to get her to notice me or prompt her to flirt with me?
As the class ends, ask her to explain something that came up in class, and use the icebreaker to continue the conversation into other matters. Ask her about herself. What is taught in the class?
You sit behind her, eh? The answer should be obvious. Jack off onto her lower back during class. Then when she turns around to see what the fuck is going on, strike up a conversation.
Spill some ink on her back,and say sorry to her ,ask for her number and address to buy a new skirt for her. It always works.
Tell her that someone wrote something in the toilet wall about her. Bring her into the toilet, lock the door with you 2 inside. Rape and impregnate her, and she has to marry you.
Ah yes, this is very good. Not only will you talk about replacing her ruined clothes, you can also explain why you carry around an inkwell.
look, man, i read all these, and they're all good ideas. well... i would only try EXAchilles and guitarslingers.... but dude, who am i to judge the others, right? just, in class, just wait for an opening for you to jump in and say something to her. not just anything, something that can start even a small convo. after a couple convos, just get her # or myspace or something. girls aren't complicated, bro, they just want you to THINK they are.
haha yeah and when u fart, lean in close to her and say... "just say it was me" but not in a whisper but so everyone can hear u and thinks it actually was her...
