masterbateion????

are you master? and do you masterbate?

 

en plz li3k no emos plz i begg

 

My bate masters itself, but only because it is a cookie-eating lightsaber...

 

I have no idea what the hell any of that means. All I know is that I jack offf a lot so i chose the first one.

 

im a master debater

 

^ i always wanted to become one, too much work and too many years.

 

People need to start voting and posting. Cowards...

 

i dont think i know a single guy who doesnt jerk it

 

jesus?

 

What about, getting you bate mastered by a chick?

 

then ur above the law

 

nigga i mastered the bation so good, my dick points towards magnetic north.
always.

 

hahahahahahahah xD

 

my bates getting masterd right now

 

I haven't mastered my bate since this morning.

 

come on man. we dont wanna here that. Unless your a girl. In that case give us more details.

 

agreed.

 

aye

 

love and sex forum mate!
lol

 

hmn.... more details :/ intruiging .... must know more. where is this love and sex forum and how much do i have to pay to have permission to enter, or if someone has any spares plz can i have an invite, i been trying to get in but i either end up recipes for fried chicekn or st peter says i been noughty boy and only mmorpg playing mormons can get in. so im liek howz aba no nigga. so he takes out a taser and tries to shock meh, so im liek eat this. i pull out my gold desert eagle and pop a golden cap in his beard. he dies and i get an error and my pc goes dead. i restart and im liek nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


and i wake up sweating and screaming in a ditch somewhere in mehico, then i have to sell my ass to chicitas to roll pita bread on and later hitchhike my way across the north pole. then i catch the black death from a frozen shrimp, so im liek oh well