:hysterica Well, this I know is most gross...had a great need to share the "ultimate grossness". hee hee. We have a "wee" dog, he's a mini pincher/beagle mix. Now, I really did NOT want a dog as I already have a plethera of cat's, a guinea pig and next was opting for fish for our really neat tank. A dog (though I truly do love dogs and all animals) makes stinkie poops and is an albatross to freedom when you want to take off for a day or so. But, he belonged to my 19 year old son's girlfriends mother and her b.f.....phew all in one breath. Well, anyhow her mom's b.f. was not being very nice to "killer" and he was always home alone with little affection and attention etc...so yes, I gave in. And figured since he's so small he'd be pretty easy to take with me if need be. Now this is the problem that found it's own solution. I have an incredibly weak stomach and I do not exagerate. Dog poops and vomit of any kind make me gag to the point of hurlville! Just can't do it. Can't hold back no matter how hard I try. Now, I was pleasantly surprised that I can actually pick up his little turds without getting sick...unless it's squished...then it's a no can do. Well, I'm sitting here on the pc and behind me, on my nice and freshly shampooed Kokopelli rug I hear doggie gagging. OH NOOOOO.....so, I'm trying to shoo him into at least the front room or the kitchen or something but to no avail....I have never seen such a big ol' blob come out of such a little dog. This is not good! Why? Well the gagging thing starts immediately upon the sound and then I'm thinking what the heck am I gonna do now? There is NO ONE home to pick it up! Shit!! So, okay...I have to "at least" cover it until someone comes home...save it for the loved ones. hee hee. So I gather up the strength to turn around to get up and grab some newspaper or something and the hurl pile is GONE! The nasy little bugger ate it!!! Now I just don't get this...if it is so bad "inside of you" why the hell would you put it back?? Right? But all I could think after that thought was....YEAH!!! RIGHT ON!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!!
