Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving GermanLoveMachine?

Come on speak up, its time for you let it out.

 

i've fantasized about kicking him in the balls tee hee

 

Yes...it was a German themed porno fantasy though. I took a great, stinking White Castle Dump on his chest. Then I read random quotes from Mien Kampf and jerked off into a chalice of pure silver while a german shepherd chewed on his bacon wrapped genitals.

 

I have butit involved lots of latex, a gag ball and ritual flesh piercing.

 

I think the official GLM term is "groinarea" hehehe.

 

Elaborate on "ritual flesh piercing".

 

pavel! never, ever ask him to elaborate on anything!

because he will!

 

That's pretty hardcore.

I hope that none of them were previously used.

 

Well- they were future previously used.

 

Can you elaborate on "ever"?

 

Hopefully by Aids junkies.

Damn aids junkies and their thrash metal.

 

You don't quite follow... I'll type slowly for you:
When he was using them, they were future previously used- that is, being previously used was in their future, but they weren't actually previously used until after he actually used them. Y'follow?

 

Yessir, and I was suggesting that he might just be an aids junky who would use to inject heroin after sticking them into his arms in such an artistic manner.

Damn aids junkies and their ceiling crawling babies.

 

Good point but I'd guess that his drug addiction would have stripped him of money and he wouldn't be able to afford the internet.

 

*Leaves the crackhouse slowly*

 

He would steal it by walking around in yuppie neighborhoods with his laptop while looking for car batteries to steal.

(Yes, he stole the laptop too... but he made sure to steal an Apple, to look like a hip aids junky).

 

Aren't all aids junkies hip?

 

They are hip at a certain point.

I dig the junky in "High Art"... he looks like Zappa for a while there.

Ergh, no wait... not High Art... something else... some British junky movie. I'm confusing myself.