God

...and the problem is...?

 

...that for some reason sex always ends up being the main thing in most threads I post... even when I start with something that has absolutely nothing to do with it

 

Roll a gem down a gutter and it's going to get dirt on it.

 

alright I think it's all my fault.. it's the things I must say

 

Not exactly... it's just the company you say them in...

 

I like the right middle toe better.

Or the liver.

 

trust me i'm not thinking of the grace of god while having sex...
unless you think the man is filling me with the holy spirit...?

 

I wasn't what you were thinking, it was about what I was thinking.

 

I'm just thinking a female orgasm has to be somewhat divine.. I sometimes see things

 

you're not being singled out, it's how most threads go. people are taking you seriously, it's just that we all have short attention spans for topics NOT related to sex and titties.

 

my eyes go black sometimes. i worry that i'm literally gonna blow a blood vessel, and it's still worth it.

 

females can have orgasms too?

 

that's what i was thinking too

 

Not that it matters

 

yeah and just so you know they're about 50 times more intense than male orgasms hahahaha!!!! well.. except if you know all the secrets to give a man the best time in bed he's ever had

 

The secrets?

You mean...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

 

no, there's more to it. I'm sorry if a man wants an orgasm similar to a female one, there's WAY more to it.

 

Pizza?

If not, then please enlighten us.

 

this isn't the love & sex forum :tongue:

 

Ignore the cretins, Penny, Some of us know the way to ascension is joy.