This One Time When I Was High....

Tell Of These Tales Of Your Highness As I Tell You Mine.

So This One Time At My Friend Jeffs His Mom Was Gone For A Couple Of Days Me And His Were Somkin A Joint In His Basment Of Garbage And He Calls Up This Other Friend Curtis And He Comes Over And At 8 We Say Lets Get Some 40s And Drink Up Then Later Curtis Calls This Guy I Dont Remember But He Was Cuban And Went To Prison According To Jeff. So He Comes Over And Frots Jeff Some And Makes A Foilie Cause We Lost The Papers. So Were On His Porch And I Had Had Way Too Much To Eat And Felt Like I Was Going To Spew. So The Guy Told Jeff To Take A Big Hit And Jeff Just Barrly Gets It All Down. Then I Took A Big And The Guy Said To Hold It For 20 Secs But I Held It For Half A Min Cause Jeff Was Passing The Pice Back.This Time I Took Way Too Big Of A Hit And Coughed And Felt The Shit In My Belly Starting To Creep Up. And So I Cough Again And I Started To Spew And Threw Up Off The Balconie. So The Guy Was Really Intimadating Cause He Was Like 25 And Had A Mustash. But He Was All Cool Insted And Took A Look At Me Spew And Said "That Shit Was Almost Poop! That Means It's Good." The He Tells Us Of A Time When He Was 13 And He Took A Hit Off A Bong And Spewed All Over These 2 Guys. That Was Funny And One Of The Times I Can Remember When I Was High.

 

stop - using - so - many - capital - letters

 

So at 06 FatFest.. the last night i was all royally fucked up.. ate 2 brownies.. smoked a ton of bud.. was pretty drunk off my ass as well.. and ate some chocolates... well anyways.. here me and my buddy were chillin talking and all of a sudden I go "dude.. look at the moon.. its fucking huge" and my buddy turns and looks and is like "yea its pretty big".. i notice hes not looking where i am and i go "no.. the moon is over here.. what are you looking at".. and he turns and just starts laughing his ass off "dude.. thats a billboard"

 

I can't even read it because of that. It's too hard for some reason.

 

dont blame me im high

 

^ bullshit
being high doesn't make you type ridiculously dumb.

fuck, it's less convenient to capitalize, that's why no one fucking does it

 

I was high at Taco Bell about two weeks ago, and all I could think about was ordering in the "right way" so they didn't spit or cum into my Chalupa. So the attendant walks up to the register and asks me if it's for here or to go. It was at that point that I turn to my friend and asked him the time. He replies "it's quarter of eleven", so I turned back and repeated to the irritated cashier "it's quarter of eleven", then we stood in silence for about fifteen seconds before I added a quick "to go".

 

The other night, a friend and I each smoked a joint (I actually smoked the ends of two half smoked joints). We were walking from our smoking area, I guess. I don't really remember any moving from one stpo to another, We smoking a joint by some bushes, and then in the blink of an eye, we were walking down a wooded path. Then my friend spoke. The first words either of us had said since smoking.

"Woah...look. Like, it looks like we're walking on a treadmill, with a scene passing by us. It's like we're making this walking motion, but we aren't going anywhere, and all of our surroundings are moving, creating the illusion that we are actually moving." Suddenly, I realized what he was talking about, and we both were ecstatic, just grinning from ear to ear, watching this wonder occur.

Eventually, we were inside his kitchen, talking about the food on the counter, how it looks like EVERYTHING is simulated, like it's a movie set, and the mustard container on the counter is really just a painted piece of plastic. Even the cars outside look like they were placed there, like some 3d mapping engine for a computer game. That's where a car SHOULD be, so someone put it there. Like all things were arranged by a human mind to emulate "Reality."
I brought up how we seem to make a lot of references to pop culture and television to describe the thoughts that come with being high. The realization washed over us that we are actually comparing real life, to this emulated life in order to describe real life. Erm, I'm kind of rambling here. Sorry for redundancy and messy explanations.

We sat on his couch and just zoned out. At one point, I realized we had switched places on the couch, and neither of us could remember doing this. As we were becoming normal, we talked about art without intention. (Speaking mainly about these power lines that crossed in a random, yet very artistic fashion).

It was one of my highest highs, and I hope I can acheive the same state again. We shared a joint after we came down, but it wasn't the same at all. All it did for me, at least, was make me feel incredible calm and relaxed. None of the "Mind Trip" stuff or visual alterations (I did have trouble seeing straihgt though. When I tried to focus on my friends face, I couldn't. It was as if I was cross-eyed).

 

Yeah I can't read it either. It's like almost completely impossible for me to concentrate on it.

 

lol *So The Guy Was Really Intimadating Cause He Was Like 25 And Had A Mustash* damn those *mustashes*

 

This one time i was just chilling up the street at a friends house, and he just pulled out a bowl and started hitting it like it was no big deal, then passed it to me and no words were said. Then these other kids showed up including my dealer, so we smoked about 4 bowls then went to the gas station and got food, then we ended up playing kick the can for 2 hours straight. Stupidest, funnest thing ever.

 

last week me and my friends got high and decided to go get some fast food.
we stopped at arbys and after i ordered my food, the guy working asked if i wanted curly fries or potato cakes. my friend thought he said patty cakes so i said into the intercom i want the patty cakes. and we all started busting out laughing. then he asked what i wanted to drink and my friend yelled a natural ice. i got my drink, and my friend started driving away while the guy was handing me my food, we had to go in reverse to get the food again.. then we pulled away real fast squealing tires

then we went to wendy's and when we were ordering, we would say "we also want a dime bag" and "can we get a keg too?" and stupid shit until finally someone that was working went "WHAT?!?!" and we all kept quiet and tried to keep from laughing when we got our food.. haha

i love going to fast food places when you're high. its fun

 

It does if your trying to concentrate

 

Haha, King Kamikaze, I know exactly what your talking about. The first time I got high everything seemed like a movie set or video game, I think I've only managed to see things that way a couple of times. I think you need to be around the right person and get into talking about the right things to kinda set it off.

'This one time when I was high.....' Me and a friend were walking down the street just laughing at anything and everything and a middle aged couple were coming towards us. We were both like nudging each other going 'Shut up, come on, don't laugh' probably quite loudly. Anyway, as they got closer we kept trying to supress the giggles, mostly unsucessfully and the very second they had past us, we both fell over on the pavement screaming with laughter. We must have looked like such dumbasses, they probably thought we were laughing at them. Ah good times.