do ya have romantic or sex fantasies about...

I don't know if I've posted in this yet...I ain't reading it all to find out.

Oh yeah. There's some fine sweater meat in these forums.

 

There are a few women here who I'd love to leave breathless, gasping for air, in a tsunami of sex.

I could name names.

 

And Pavel too.

 

Oh yeah.


Me and Spencer are gonna have crazy martial art asian sex.

 

We'll have a sweaty bloody boink fest you and I.

I think we should get some ladies here to rub us with oil.

 

Yes indeed.

We need volunteers.

 

i'm so producing that video with spencer and pavel

 

i have way too many sexual fantasies

 

You're more than welcome to, but we haven't gotten any volunteers to oil us down...

No fun

 

i'll oil you down!! for a free pass to the back room with you

 

i would have thought the ladies would have been lining up to oil you 2 down...what a shame...no fun

 

Deal.


But watch out, the back room is a dangerous place.

 

then i'll make sure to bring my whip incase things get too dangerous...



or not dangerous enough

 

Whip? Reddi-whip? Miracle Whip?

 

A whip could add an interesting touch.

 

and if u get a lil out of hand i'd have my hand cuffs also

 

Yes, handcuffs could work.


I am really glad that we get to go to the backroom... the 8 year old kids I got back there could really use a good stern lesson in discipline.

 

the 8 year old kids could add a lil excitement

 

Whips and handcuffs can leave marks...

 

I'm all about 8 year old starfish.