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  1. fanoffloyd1992

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    chuck norris
     
    fanoffloyd1992, Jul 21, 2007
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  3. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    I wouldn't let Chuck Norris scrape the crusty brown cum stains off my shower wall.
     
    Biggen, Jul 21, 2007
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  5. fanoffloyd1992

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    wow thats harsh
     
    fanoffloyd1992, Jul 21, 2007
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  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Everywhere my dad goes, people tell him he looks like Chuck Norris. I don't really think he does. I think it's because of the beard.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Jul 21, 2007
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  9. fanoffloyd1992

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    thats funny
     
    fanoffloyd1992, Jul 21, 2007
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  11. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    for the eyes of the ranger are upon you...
     
    jerry420, Jul 21, 2007
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  13. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    You?
     
    lace_and_feet, Jul 21, 2007
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  15. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    ahah =D
     
    Duck, Jul 21, 2007
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  17. rebelfight420

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    didnt he die?
     
    rebelfight420, Jul 21, 2007
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  19. BraveSirRubin

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    I once tried a bowflex out.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2007
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  21. young hippie 93

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    chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris

    chuck norries doesnt get wet, wet gets chuck norris.

    *and many many more*
     
    young hippie 93, Jul 21, 2007
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  23. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    oh yeah?!?
    we owned a Total Gym
     
    Duck, Jul 21, 2007
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  25. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Wait so he isnt dead?
     
    rebelfight420, Jul 21, 2007
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  27. BraveSirRubin

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    Did it come with its own beard?
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2007
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  29. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    if it did the damn UPS dude stole it

    I wondered how an asian grew such a wonderful ginger beard +_+
     
    Duck, Jul 21, 2007
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  31. BraveSirRubin

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    Wait... they let Asians work in UPS?

    Next thing we know they'll let gays work there too.

    Or even worse...

    Blacks!
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2007
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  33. rebelfight420

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    ^ They do!! Then maybe even worse then that zionist!
     
    rebelfight420, Jul 22, 2007
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  35. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    chuck norris isn't fit to lick steven seagal's ball sac.
     
    mamaKCita, Jul 22, 2007
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  37. VirgoStar

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    chuck norris can fucking die!! i'm so sick of hearing all those chuck norris jokes and shit!!
     
    VirgoStar, Jul 22, 2007
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  39. BraveSirRubin

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    Yes, Chuck Norris jokes terrible.


    I bet some marketing director at the producers of the "Walker, Texas Ranger" on DVD has started laughing a couple of years ago and hasn't stopped.

    Only now he is laughing in a million dollar mansion,

    Which stupid Americans helped him buy by promoting these lame ass jokes.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 22, 2007
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