wake and bake,, its not just for kidz...

i take my first class(the only seriuos one) and then it's my first smoke
then i have the music class , my calculus class and physics class

 

Wake and Bake (couple of hits) unless I have an appointment. I get SO much more done when I am baked a little. Getting freshly baked before heading to town is WAY cool. I usually take a joint with me. Wife and I smoke half there and half back. These are Cigarette size doobies.

Oh... Town is 65 miles from where I live. Going to Town is generally an all day affair.

 

it takes us 20 minutes to get to town ,, an it aint much of one, hour and a half to a big town, but after the bullshit pseudo felony stop the bored cops made on us a while back,
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234816

, nothing gets taken with us..

we dont even like goin an gettin the shit now..before ya ask,, growing is not a option here,, because of our lifestyle ,and what we do here, well lets just say this place is well known by the cops here.

 

If sure with 15 acres you could find a place. I doubt the cops will have the energy to actually search. Probually not worth the risk though. That sucks that the cops have it out for you. your not hurting anyone. They should just let the hippies live in peace.

 

no man ya dont understand,, they released a monkey in the woods here,, he has a camera strapped to his head,, he swings threw the trees an spies on us. they set up meeting points with him on occasion,, weve seen him .....

 

that's the best thing i've read all day

 

my god, i usually love your posts, hhb

 

roflmao. Alright then. Well i work at a zoo with primates, so maybe I can train him to become a double agent or some shit. That coudl count as my two hours of work a day right?

 

hes pretty skiddish,, he rarely comes within a couple hundred yards of us,, except for the night we all seen him,, . thats when dood followed him an saw him get in the dnr car for about 10 minutes,, then he got out an they gave him this lil ruck sack an he went back into the woods...

 

Dude... a secret agent monkey who wears a camera and sets up meetings with the narcs to exchange information? DUDE.. I want some of what you are smoking. I thought my shit was good, but I've NEVER seen spy monkey's.

 

maybe its cause there aint enough trees in nebraska,, ??? i dunno man,, all i know is its really here....

 

Now I'm all paranoid and shit. What if the feds are using Frogs or birds with micro cams. What if they have been watching me all along. (shuts blinds and closes door). Crap... I just thought of something. I can see what is on TV, what is stopping the TV from looking back into the house?????

KILL YOUR TV

 

OH... it's 11a here. I've been up a whole 30 minutes.. Time to light up.

 

been up a lil over 6 hours now,, were way past that,, done fed the critters,picked veggies in the garden, canned 11 pints of salsa an put up a buncha zuccinni an fixin to go work on chinkin the cabin some more..

after we partake again of course

 

Spy monkeys?

Yeah, screw whoever says pot makes you paranoid!

...wat was that!?

 

oh its not paranoia,, laugh if ya want,, but when they send a monkey your way,,youll remember this.

 

The Name is Monkey... Funky Monkey.. Government Superspy. Oh.. That'll be pealed, not unpealed.

 

Hippies shopping a wallmart?

 

Fuck Ya.. I'm not going to spend an extra 100 a month on grocery's just to make a statement.

I'm poor. I have ta shop where it is cheapest.

 

i shop at wal mart because in this town when they moved in everything shut down.. now its antique stores,2 grocery stores an wal mart..

i aint drivin a hour an a half to boycott wal mart,, i mean wouldnt that be supporting big oil??

on the monkey note,, why is it so hard for yall to believe?? i mean they just sent a whole slew of squirrels into iran to spy. i guess thats why they didnt use squirrels here,,they sent them all to iran....

welp off to work,, no wake an bake today,,but i did get up at 4:20.. ;P