hershey kiss

i was on the phone with my friend earlier and he doesn't think hershey kisses can't be sexy and i think they can............ can they?

 

of course. yo just gotta believe

 

Well If you smear the chocolate all over your body, I'm sure there'll be plenty of volunteers willing to lick it off



Hotwater

 

or hide the hershey kiss somewhere

 

That'll work as well


Hotwater

 

Hmmm... Like in the back of my closet under my shoes?

 

lmfao.

 

I'm trying to figure out how that's sexy. Give me time, I'll work it out. I'm just pervy enough.

And when I solve it, can I have a picture of your bare feet?

 

here ya go

 

Bare. BARE!

Not bear. Those are almost as hairy as my exwife's. Ew.

 

almost ?
*crosses arm's, taps foot*

 

Dude, pictures of her feet would be worse than anything Tobe Hooper could dream up. Worse than that Jerry Lewis movie where he's a clown in a concentration camp. Just incredibly horrifying. I mean Clive Barker scary.

Anyway, I didn't discover my foot fetish until long after we divorced. So I really didn't know hairy feet were bad. No really.

 

uh-huh

 

WORSE than this. Trust me.

 

all i get is a red x, I'll have to look at it at home.

 

Yeah work filters suck. Think of Sam Gamgee rubbing rogaine on his feet.