I gots a job.

And it took forevah. ()

But yay! I'll be doing audio and video stuff for these super nice hotels downtown... wearin' a suit and everything. It's only part-time, but at least it's $13/hr instead of minimum wage.

I'm so grown up now.

 

That's badass. But not nearly as badass as Chuck Norris. OMgAwsh, you should get a job working with his jazz ensamble.

 

i want 13/hr...

but i wouldnt want to wear a suit

 

The person behind www.thebestdayever.com charges 600 an hour for consultations....

 

On first read, I thought this said adult videos.

 

He has a jazz ensemble?

 

Chuck Norris has everything. If you get your own home gym or end up on one of those commercials, hosting them, you're pretty much a badass, at least in the sixth dimension.

Hah... I spelled ensemble with an A.

Fuck you, salsa... You see what you do to me. Makin me get my Spaniard on.