Would You Rather...

I said both. Just because I think it would be the experience of a lifetime.

 

deaf, i could say all the dirty disgusting things ive always wanted to say

 

If it were both as in two girls then that gets my vote, if not blind is cool i like communication.

 

Blind. Seeing as a deaf person doesn't talk/ doesn't talk much therefore they lack using their mouth/tongue therefore they have poor muscle control therefore they will be subpar in the arts of cunnilingus. So yes, bring on the blind chicks.

 

oooooor they just have more rest, therefore more energy to perform, while a blind person cant even see what they are licking

 

Yeh, but then the blind chicks couldn't find your **** to lick... They would need a dog, or an extended, black stick... And who knows, some people are into that sorta thing. Have you ever seen Beerfest? I could imagine having sex with a blind or deaf girl, and it taking it like Barry explained how Todd's wife took it... Like a blow up doll, that was all quiet, hahahaha.

 

A blind chick wouldn't be able to find a vagina? No way. If they can't find it with their mouth then they are retarrrrrdded. Who watches the vagina they are licking while they are licking it anyways? It would make you go cross-eyed. I can unbutton/remove pants, remove panties, go down on a girl and make her cum without using my hands let alone my eyes.

And I really like talking dirty, so I think if I had to sign my dirty thoughts, it would kind of ruin it and be creepy.
Blind ladies for the win.

 

I laughed when I read that.

 

i cracked up at that too