Why Catholics HATE Abortion!

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by lifelovefun, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

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    Assuming that at the age of 16 a young Catholic will start their working career and tithe 10% of thier income as Jesus told them to every Sunday until the age of 23, when they begin a higher paying job and start tithing 10% of their increased total income.

    Here's the breakdown of the figures:

    Ages 16 - 23 = 7 Years of Tithing assuming that your making $125 a week, probably working at McDonalds comes to a Tithing Total of $4,550 from just 10% of your income

    Ages 23 - 65 (Retirement) = 42 Years of Tithing assuming that your making $40,000 a year at a job you've hated since the age of 23 comes to a Tithign Total of $168,168 from just 10% of your income

    65 - Death (Social Security) = Assuming you die at the National Average age of 76 years old, which means that for the last 11 years you've been donating...I mean tithing...your almost worthless Social Security check at 10% a year and praying to your "god" that the government gives you more than $1,500 this month, comes to a Tithing Total of $21,450

    Which means that every "Good Catholic" will pay their church and the Pimp of the Vatican "The Pope" who rides around in his blinged out "Rolls-mobile" that costs more than your house, your car, and your kids a

    Total Of $194,168

    So when you have an abortion your costing the Catholic Church about $200,000 of it's hard earned money! No WONDER they hate abortion!!!
     
  2. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Christians to catholics now?
     
  3. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

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    It's just about EVERY religion
     
  4. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    Or, it could be their strict stance on the Sixth Commandment.
     
  5. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    According to the Catholics, they are the only true Christianity.
     
  6. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

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    rebelfight420 - I've heard that argument from Christians but this point was brought up to me by the Minister at the church I went to for the first 12 years of my life; he said that the "New Testament" is to be followed and that the "Old Testament" is only applicable to a time when "god" had another covenant with "man". He used to say that Jesus made a new promise to love everyone, etc... and that the old testament doesn't apply anymore

    Either way - The church is still raping it's followers for almost a quarter of a Million dollars!!!
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    meh, the church knows damn well nobody gives 10% of their income. most people give a couple bucks, which assuming they are making a meager $200 a week that's still only 1%
     
  8. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

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    I will say again: That is some Catholics. I am sure there are Catholics who do not hate abortion.
     
  9. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

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    But ALL Catholics love money :) Just look at the Vatican's bank account!
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    exactly, it's just like those damn greedy iraqi peasants! i mean look at saddam hussein's palaces; you just know ALL iraqis are cruel greedy dictators
     
  11. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

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    Exactly.
     
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