mosquitos!

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  1. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    i dont know about yall but i hate effin mosquitos. Why would there be such a worthless animal. all it does is suck blood and make you itch like shit. it wouldnt be so back if you didnt get itchy spots and shit.

    sorry this was kinda random but there is one flying around me while im smoking in my room and i cant tell if i killed it or not. im just paraniod of that little pest
     
  2. Donkey

    Donkey Member

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    i rather enjoy scrathcing my mosquito bites
     
  3. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    what about when they start to bleed then its even shittier. Bah what a worthless bug. sorry this thread is really a mosquito rant
     
  4. ghost of rat

    ghost of rat Senior Member

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    Im lucky, I never get bitten by mosquitos. even if im in a room with other people getting bitten, they just dont bite me.
    My friend always gets mosquito bites, he says spraying deodorant close on the bites helps.
     
  5. BudToker

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    Yeah man I am itching bites right now and they are annoying. However, they are no worthless. If there were no mosquitos, many species would go extinct or endangered. Once those went extinct or endagered, others would. For instance, bug eating bats mainly eat mosquitos. Hawks and owls and such eat those bats. If the mosquitos were not around then the bats would die and the owls and hawks would die. This is jsut a simple example and I am sure there would be more complications if mosquitos did not exist.

    On a side note: I think the brit word is funny. "mosies" (sp?) hehe
     
  6. jusdino4it

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    I fucking hate them man. My brother opened my window in my room too far a few weeks ago when we were smoking, and now its stuck open. my room is like a jungle full of bugs, im thinking i may have to buy a misquito net.
     
  7. Ehoney29

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    Rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite helps.
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i enjoy scratching the bites yes, lol its almost orgasmic until u realise you scratched a small wound. i hate the things tho- at night they would fly into my room, the really big ones i mean, and zap around the place, i roll up a newspaper and BAM nigga gets owned lol.

    also i hate the fact they carry disseases, who knows what the last person whose blood they suckt had o_O
     
  9. MOZMAN

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    The other night my girlfriend had gone out and i was smokin it up on my own in my front room. Through the window came a wasp the size of a fucking 747. I was blazed as fuck and freaked it coz it was proper flying at my head. I armed myself with the TV guide but this just made it worse this phyco fucking insect made me surrender from the front room. I had to stay in the kitchen all night till i finally battered its fucking brains out with a yellow pages!
     
  10. ILikeYou

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    I don't like getting bit by mosquitos. :( It itches!!
     
  11. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

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    ROFL! It is so funny because of the way you decribed it.

    As for mosquitos, if you smoke weed, or better yet tobacco, they will probablly be deterred from the smoke, at least temporarily.
     
  12. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    I know this is off topic, but i gotta ask, budtoker, are you really and EMT?
     
  13. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

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    I am indeed.
     
  14. Roach

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    Fuck, i went to turkey and must of got bit about 50 times :(

    Funnily enogth its only the female mossies which do it..kinda like real life females, leech the life out of you :p
     
  15. Ehoney29

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    Haha, I've been there. I can't go into my room if I know there's a bug in there. And I always panic when I'm high.
     
  16. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    whats an emt?




    edit: oh yeah, your the ambulance technician, thats neat man
     

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