Tight Pussy

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by PeterM22, Sep 6, 2004.

  1. PeterM22

    PeterM22 Member

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    I tried 2 shag a girl on fri nite but she was soooo tight that it was impossible help!?
     
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I find that hard to believe... did you try salad tongs?
     
  3. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    get some lube

    go slow

    finger her first and dont make her feel she has to perform or she wont relax
     
  4. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    give her my number.
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Yeah, use lube, go slow, do -a lot- of foreplay. I have the same problem that if I'm not really really aroused it's very difficult for my guy to enter me. Fingering her is an excellent suggestion too, or going down on her.
     
  6. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    you didn't turn her on, how lousy is that?
     
  7. thedue

    thedue Guest

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    And they all sound like fun too! Moral of the story, if ya ain't got the time to do it right, then don't do it at all...
     
  8. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Probably a tie with how lousy his grammar is! :&

    "I tried 2 shag a girl on fri nite but she was soooo tight that it was impossible help!?"

    I normally let grammar and stuff slide here because I have given up on the idea of the younger generation learning how to write, with the state of the school systems everywhere. But this is ridiculous. Read the end of this sentence: "...it was impossible help." The help was not possible? Huh?? Don'tcha think there should have been a PERIOD there, and "Help" should be a sentence of its own? I love the "2" instead of "to" -- oooh, saved having to type one character there! Whoa. Economy! What, do you think you're Prince?

    It wouldnt hurt this forum if people actually paid attention to what they right insted of typig like this I want 2 see more ppl typing out all the stuff dey wan2 say n giving evidence dat dey wnet 2 skool and not dat dey dunno how not to right runon sentences its ridiculous dey dunno even how to use a frickin apostrophe and probably could never spell apostrophe but most of all its annoying 2 read there crap


    (That last paragraph is intentionally rife with errors and runons just to show how grating that kind of writing is.)

    Oh, and for the record, yeah, either this story is bullshit or he just doesn't know enough about sex and women to get the girl aroused before he just attempts to plunge his little needle dick into her.

    Blue skies,
    -
     
  9. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

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    Salad tongs...hahaha...I've giggled today now, thank you. :p
     
  10. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    hehe... anytime. :)
     
  11. PeachesScreams

    PeachesScreams Member

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    Give her a couple of O's first next time, then use a lot of lube on you and her and take it slow and easy.
     
  12. brokenwingz425

    brokenwingz425 Member

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    skipping the foreplay are we?
     
  13. Bohemian_Child

    Bohemian_Child Member

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    ive got to agree with she probably just wasnt aroused enough. Now ive never considered my vagina unusually tight, but if the natural lubrication isnt going youre not coming in. It just wont happen. Ive always assumed thats normal...or maybe im just tight
     
  14. UnspokenThings

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    even sometimes if a girl is wet it is still very tight.

    but yeah, lick her out till she cant stand it any more. then if she can handle more, use lubricant.

    then go slow. i find sometimes its easy to forget to go slow once things start building up or i start going faster coz i misinterperate what she wants. but always go slow.

    but im not too good at it really...
     
  15. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Fuck it, go for the pliers dude. If you're gonna use tools, you might as well use the right tools.
     
  16. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    "WHO do you think you're, prince", not what. or alternatively "What do you think you're, a prince"

    I'd also like to point out that generally speaking 'you're' has recently become an accepted slang term for 'you are', however in this context the full two words would make much more sense. In speech no one says who do you think you're....they say who do you think you are...and the only reason you're became acceptible was becuase of it's wide use in speech, so technically speaking thats another grammatical error on your part.

    I normally let grammar and stuff slide here because I have given up on the idea of the younger generation learning how to write, with the state of the school systems everywhere. But this is ridiculous.
     
  17. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    Ahem! 'You're' is not slang, it is a contraction, as it 'wasn't' 'isn't' and other similar words.

    Now 'ya'll' is slang or 'you'se
     
  18. openmind

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    I think you'r out of line here as the computer i'm typeing on has no letters on it i find it very difficult.
    on top of that no one talks anthing but bullshit on here. I tend to just type fast and as long as it makes some kind of sence I do not bother to correct it.
    From one dip shit to another,
    WHY BOTHER
    and if tou dont like it here quit complaining and join some gramaticaly correct well educated forum.
     
  19. openmind

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    open you're selves a gramer forum
     
  20. openmind

    openmind Member

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    the only time i had this problem was with a virgin who was so keen she would't let me start with the foreplay when we'd tried and she realised what i was on about she became so wet and horny she said it never hurt a bit and that is the most perfect pussy ive ever fucked and i mean there all differant and virgins are always good but this one to this day is still a perfect pussy
     

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