Eating your own adrenalin glands

Rumor has it that if you ate your adrenalin glands, you'd get a legal, effective high.

Has anyone tried this?

 

hahahaha

 

heres what I do: I eat some shrooms put on my indian suit grab my bow and arrows and go in the forest hunting animals I kill them then clean them take their meat save some of it for jerky too then I cut their adrenal glands off the top of their kidneys and eat them and get some crazy rush and im like whoa. then I realized none of that happened cus I accidently ate 5 acid tabs while really drunk and did not realize that was to many. but jerky does sound tasty right now haha

 

yer dont do this...

 

Choose needle C and with practice you can actually extract pure adrenachrome from your own adrenaline glands at the top of your kidneys. That way you can do this about once a week on average . . .

 

i'm addicted... i eat my adrenaline glands every morning... it keeps me goin through out the day... PM me if u need any advice on how to do it...

 

Cmon now. Stop fuckin with him. We all know that when you eat them, its a one shot deal. Thats why you need to use the gigantic hypodermic needle method. Just stab it into your kidneys, pull the plunger and voila, you've got superpure andrenachrome . . . .

 

Your serious with this? I think it'd be pretty hard to extract your own adrenaline. >_>

 

oh fuck YEAH! i didnt even think of that! im just so damn desperate im ready to eat the damn thing right through my belly.

once a week? how many CCs per extraction? i need a way to see what im poking at too, im not a freakng surgeon.
gosh, its possible though. wow.

 

thing is, though, you'd need a way to control infection of course, but a tiopical anesthetic probably. it might be easy to do on PCP but it might hurt a little in outright consciousness...

 

haha...yeah.
i have to research this...are mamal adrenalin glands equal? i can go find a squirrel and whatchacallit?
probably need a biggger animal. I bet an elephant adrenalin gland would be good for a week, at least.
...and all that great jerky.


well, its good to see the polls are in and 'Yes' is leading the race....followed by 'Plan to'...

 

sometimes i wish i would shut the fuck up


i hate these goddamn headaches...insomnia restless fucking bullshit. lousy brain.


why am i telling you all this?
...im sitting in a pile of fucked thinking about crazy shit and not getting paid for it. im sure all this will bite me in the ass ..

 

WTF????????????????????

Why don't you just snort some good quality coke?

 

because there is none i know of and if i did its about money. why do you think im talking about eating my own damn galnds?

its my own damn fault. i cant even afford a Pepsi at this point.

 

This has gone way too far . . .

 

dude i thiink you actuali should seek mental help...

 

wtf ru serious. i cant tell if u ppl are joking retarded or if your actually intelligent aliens speaking of factual ......wooowwwww someone please inform me

 

this thread is a waste of bandwidth. joke right? but i feel like somepeople are taking it seriously and trying to play expert. this is bad blog 101.

 

I almost though people were serious at one point. But this is retarded. You shouldn't be sticking hypodermic needles into yourself to extract adrenaline

 

thats some goooood shit, wish I had one of those needles a couple years ago...