i have a sore throat, help me!

wut makes it go away? silly fishermans friends dont do shit for me.

 

um i usually just sleep and drink lots of tea and water

 

And maybe a few spoons of honey with lemon will also help you out.

 

Honey will do. Gargling warm salt water will help too.

 

Smoking opium?

 

Absolutely correct.
Especially the warm salt water.
As often as needed.

 

tea.

 

Drink 151 & Tea w/hun ay..e

Then you should definately have yourself a wine cooler, or perhaps a Mike's Hard Cranberry?

OR you could have some ice cream. Or perhaps jello... Sherbet.

Cocaine is absolutely not tolerated during a sore throat. Doing rails is prohibited during the time being of the sore throat. So you should definately do not do those...

Otherwise, good times, guy.

 

less deepthroat.

 

Honey is yummy. Do the honey. And yes, less deepthroating in the future... ()

 

Gargle with warm aspirin-water.

 

i had the sore throught from hell all night
only 1 thing works
get powdereed slippery elm bark.. mix a teaspoon with a cup of water.. mix till slightly mucousy but not disgustinglythick
sip it 1st sip will do the trick..then just take a lil sip as needed
alternately..throught coat tea ..that is slippery elm with..umm something else

 

thanks for all the suggestions.

 

Gargle warm salt water-salt gets the badness out. Popsicles & hot coffee were my savior the past 3 days-I left my air conditioner on too cold and got 3 sores on my right tonsil. *: P

 

i like to suck on echinechea (sp?) drops ......

or take some cocaine and rub it on the back of yer throat. repeat as needed.

 

I usually just take shitloads of vitamin C. Feels fine the next day.

 

you want to watch with doing that though, too much vit C and you'll end up pissing out kidney stones.

 

I'm talking 3 or 4 glasses of orange juice, not half a bottle of multivitamins.

 

i was reading some erowid report thing once

and this asshole took a bunch of Vitamin C pills with his acid or w/e cause he thought it would help it along or w/e....and he took so many that he puked up his stomach lining or summat



i love orange juice wish i had some