i got one that just happened today. Its not erotic, its funny. I had just practiced shooting up into the air (at the moment of climax, squeeze head, and then flex the P-muscle). Well, it worked quite well, four feet strait up and all over the comp desk and some on the left speaker, i was like "GAH!". Well, my cousin doesn't have a damn computer of her own, so she comes over every once in a wile to pay her bills online. At the moment i had gotten up to go get a towel to clean the mess up with, she called my cell and said she was pulling into my drive way and wanted to use my computer! I dashed in to the kitchen, got a towel, and cleaned up as much as i could before she got to the computer room. There was traces of it still on the speaker, but she didn't notice. That was CLOSE to being a really awkward, and embarrassing moment.
